# Enterprise "Bounty" (next week) will have a TELLARITE! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 7, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657 "2003-05-07T14:06:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/61 "2003-05-09T19:17:38Z")
plum? Is that some kinda plant crack? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/62 "2003-05-09T19:24:03Z")
Suliban, they lemon when you cook 'em. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/63 "2003-05-09T19:30:05Z")
Lettuce stop the puns. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/64 "2003-05-09T19:43:07Z")
I’ll clam up. I was floundering for a new one, anyones. My sole reason was just for the hallibut. I’m perched on the edge of my seat, waiting for your reply. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/65 "2003-05-09T19:54:33Z")
Forget the Tellarites and Andorians–have they brought back the green-skinned Orion dancing women yet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/66 "2003-05-09T21:25:23Z")
I want Gorn. **tracer** , go check your video tape collection and see if it’s in violation of canon or not. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/67 "2003-05-09T21:58:10Z")
They had no clue who the Gorn were. not that that will stop them from showing up. “we are the Gorn. our pet Godzilla has escaped. we need some help” Godzilla: roar and stuff. T’Pol: The vulcan science acadamy has determined that Godzilla is impossibl—SQUISH! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/68 "2003-05-09T22:39:40Z")
Shouldn’t T’Pol be able to figure this Pon Farr thing out? Isn’t every seven years kind of regular? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/69 "2003-05-09T22:50:56Z")
Maybe she’s on T’Pill or T’Patch. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/70 "2003-05-09T22:54:52Z")
It’s cuz of space travel and relativity and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/71 "2003-05-09T22:56:36Z")
NoClue, you just surpassed Tars in the category of Annoying Puns. I hope you are happy with yourself. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/72 "2003-05-09T23:00:10Z")
Good gad, Tars, you post with the Crewman Daniels browser. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/73 "2003-05-10T00:25:33Z")
If only i had more _Time_ to post… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/74 "2003-05-10T02:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Maybe she’s on T’Pill or T’Patch. \*\* Naw. The Vulcans have obviously decided that implant technology is the way to go. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/75 "2003-05-10T02:13:58Z")
No, the **Borg** use implants. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/76 "2003-05-10T03:16:16Z")
Cplant, did I whoosh you, or was my joke just that bad? \ It can’t be that much worse. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/77 "2003-05-10T03:23:21Z")
I reckon \*my[/y] joke was that bad. ^:)^ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/78 "2003-05-10T03:27:17Z")
So are my _typos_. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/79 "2003-05-10T03:40:44Z")
Good. I hate having to explain. Lisa: “Only one person in a million would find that funny.” Professor Frink: “Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/80 "2003-05-10T03:45:21Z")
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