# Enterprise "Bounty" (next week) will have a TELLARITE!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657 "2003-05-07T14:06:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/81 "2003-05-10T04:00:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \*  
> \*\*Well actually… “Bounty” is with -both- the Tellarite AND T’Panda! 😃 I just checked on the official ST site and Bounty is the one where T’Pol feels the effects of Pon Farr… which I had previously thought was only felt by male Vulcans (wow, that was a sexist thought on my part now!). And I love Phlox, so am looking forward to T’Pol and Phlox in Decon. 🙂 \*\*

You weren’t being sexist. The Vulcan(ian)s were. In “Amok Time,” they only talk about the males going into heat and T’Pau asks T’Pring if she is “prepared to become the property of the victor.”  
And in ST3,SFS, Saavik tells David that Pon Farr is something Vulcan males must endure every seventh year of their adult lives.

Oh, speaking of Tellarites…I just found one under my bed! About four inches tall he is, a nice little Hamilton figure, except that he kinda looks like Dr. Zaius.  
I also found a Klingon, an Andorian, and a Mugatu.  
We’ve all **got to Mugatu** some time.

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/82 "2003-05-10T04:38:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*Explain _what_? \*\*

Jokes. I also hate to have to clarify my explaination of the joke, or having to refine the clarification of my explaination of the joke, or to elucidate the refinement of the clar…

Ow! Who threw that?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/83 "2003-05-10T06:45:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*I’ll clam up.
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> I was floundering for a new one, anyones.
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> My sole reason was just for the hallibut.
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> I’m perched on the edge of my seat, waiting for your reply. \*\*

I **mustered** up the courage to jump in. I’m just trying to **ketchup**. I **relish** these conversations.

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/84 "2003-05-10T13:28:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*You weren’t being sexist. The Vulcan(ian)s were. In “Amok Time,” they only talk about the males going into heat and T’Pau asks T’Pring if she is “prepared to become the property of the victor.”  
> And in ST3,SFS, Saavik tells David that Pon Farr is something Vulcan males must endure every seventh year of their adult lives.
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> Oh, speaking of Tellarites…I just found one under my bed! About four inches tall he is, a nice little Hamilton figure, except that he kinda looks like Dr. Zaius.  
> I also found a Klingon, an Andorian, and a Mugatu.  
> We’ve all **got to Mugatu** some time. \*\*

Thanks for the info, Viva. Now that I think about it, Ponn Farr was presented as something only males “suffered.” LOL (I added the other n to Ponn because it’s supposed to be there…I think. :D)

Now as to your Tellarite … I am now extremely jealous! 😉 Are these figurines that are available somewhere? Where can I get one? 🙂 Help me, someone, please? Aiyeee! LOL

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/85 "2003-05-11T03:17:24Z")

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**tarragon** , just email me if you really want the little piggy guy. You don’t have to buy one. Besides, he’d probably be happier in another environment–i.e., not under my bed.

Adding letters to words is something Trek Dopers do on a regular basis. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/86 "2003-05-11T04:07:22Z")

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All the cool kids have Romulan figurines. Losers!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-next-week-will-have-a-tellarite/173657/87 "2003-05-11T12:50:21Z")

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I have a lifesize animatronic Yeoman Colt. (fully functional)

And an Andrea.

I’m eagerly awaiting my T’Pol…

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