# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/181 "2003-05-18T03:06:41Z")
Vulcan sex would be so boring. Especially with T’Pol. No biggie. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/182 "2003-05-18T03:08:50Z")
That is all covered by “a whole bunch of stupid stuff happens”. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/183 "2003-05-18T03:17:43Z")
Quite right old chum. But its a bunch of stupid sweaty sexually suggestive stuff. The kind Enterprise is known for. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/184 "2003-05-18T03:23:16Z")
## My offer of making back-up tapes for the tapeless is always open. ## Aes: Then again, there will be second-runs aplenty in the summer for you, no? There once was a cute little dog Whose owner wandered 'round in a fog For lack of a dog-loo, He left behind beagle poo… Or was it the Captain’s log? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/185 "2003-05-18T03:36:11Z")
Wearia! I got the FTA satellite receiver to pick up the music channels from Nimiq1, the Canadian sat. Country and Western music in French is…strange. No beaver infestations, Viscious Roving Eskimo Bands or Killer Moose. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/186 "2003-05-18T03:38:16Z")
I have no idea, **viva**. I’m trying to get a new job right now so even if there are lots of second runs, I might not be able to catch them since my timer doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/187 "2003-05-18T03:40:17Z")
Well, I may be sending a big box of tapes your way. We’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/188 "2003-05-18T03:47:05Z")
Be sure to start about halfway into the season and then watch them all out of order. I once watched a hot chick named River Whose beauty would set me a quiver But the damn TV box Was tuned in to FOX So all we saw of the show was a sliver ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/189 "2003-05-18T03:48:37Z")
Swank. Panda marathon! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/190 "2003-05-18T03:49:23Z")
Fox has killed so many good shows and kept so many bad ones. ## Why, o lord, why? Good limericks! Got any more? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/191 "2003-05-18T03:52:36Z")
I once made a Star Trek limerick for my Seventh Grade literature class. There once was a man named Kirk Who so acted like a jerk He was such a pain And hardly sane This man named Kirk was a jerk. Even at the tender age of twelve, the seeds of my TOS distaste had been sown. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/192 "2003-05-18T03:59:29Z")
Very cute. Did the teacher appreciate it? I would have. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/193 "2003-05-18T04:02:59Z")
Just how much would you have? :dubious: 😃 ;j ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/194 "2003-05-18T04:03:17Z")
Please, someone stop him. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/195 "2003-05-18T04:12:29Z")
Can’t stop… addicted to the shin dig. Cop top, he says I’m gonna win big. Choose not a life of imitation; distant cousin to the reservation. Defunkt the pistol that you pay for… this punk the feeling that you stay for. In time I want to be your best friend… eastside love is living on the West End. Knock out but boy you better come to… don’t die you know the truth is some do Go write your message on the pavement… burning so bright I wonder what the wave meant. White heat is screaming in the jungle… complete the motion if you stumble. Go ask the dust for any answers… come back strong with 50 belly dancers. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/196 "2003-05-18T04:22:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Wearia! > I got the FTA satellite receiver to pick up the music channels from Nimiq1, the Canadian sat. Country and Western music in French is…strange. > No beaver infestations, Viscious Roving Eskimo Bands or Killer Moose. \*\* That doesn’t sound like Canadian tv… I can go to bed without at least one viscious roving eskimo preformance or tap dancing hockey player skit. In fact, our tv’s translate american shows into shows that Canadians can understand. So instead of archer we see a spineless moose and instead of T’pol we see a shaved beaver. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/197 "2003-05-18T04:30:54Z")
I did see a NHL channel, but it was scrambled. There was a lady reading the news in French, but dubbed in English. Aesiron, you better pass around some of that stuff you are ingesting. Now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/198 "2003-05-18T04:32:53Z")
(notice how I ignored the shaved moose reference? That’s what ya’ call, ya’ know, suttle.) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/199 "2003-05-18T04:37:23Z")
Aight, hold up hold up! STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE! I got somethin’ to say! **plant** ; I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg. I got your back, just know this shit. I mean it, dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who’s throat is it? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/200 "2003-05-18T04:50:41Z")
like in a bad dream i tried to scream while fording a stream what does it mean? i open a door and crawl on the floor where nothing’s in store will there be no more? while up in a cloud the singing is loud the voices are proud just what is allowed? [long bongo solo] my eyes cannot see why God cannot be the savior of me what should i believe? if Earth doesn’t fly if God is too shy if life i can’t buy why should i try? [more bongos] [passes out on stage] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=11)