# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/221 "2003-05-19T18:49:08Z")
Good Christ, I hope the next season of this show is actually good enough that there’s something of interest to discuss in these threads. Another six months of the same old crap, and all o’ y’all will no doubt be barfing on your image scanners and posting the pictures on the web for our review and comparison solely due to the lack of anything entertaining or diverting enough in the actual show. And _that_ just _won’t_ be _pretty._ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/222 "2003-05-19T19:58:17Z")
Silly **Cervaise** - I don’t even _have_ a scanner. I’d write another poem, but I’m feeling lazy. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/223 "2003-05-20T00:14:53Z")
I don’t think this is going to double post because the first time it timed out. If it does, I apologise. OK, since **Kn\*ckers** isn’t feeling up to it, here’s my next contribution. Since this one’s T’Pol, it’s PG, so be warned kids! The producers some Trekkers did rip When they added T’Pol to the trip I don’t mean to be crass But her tits and her ass Are the sole reasons she’s on the ship ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/224 "2003-05-20T01:34:17Z")
Which is why they keep having her strip And we strain for a glimpse of the nip. On a completely separate subject, [please enjoy this long interview with Connor Trineer](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/134755893_connor19.html), who plays Chief Engineer Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/225 "2003-05-20T02:45:27Z")
fire _monkey_ underpants ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/226 "2003-05-20T05:36:18Z")
OK, time for the next one… It makes a grown man want to weep When Archer commands in his sleep The Fleet has in mind That he’ll seek and find The limits of plot-holes we’ll leap How am I doing, perfesser? Shall I quit or keep going? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/227 "2003-05-20T05:45:14Z")
Keep going! I don’t think this thread will ever become as long as the “Cease Fire” one, but what the heck…Go for a few more. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/228 "2003-05-20T05:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Silly **Cervaise** - I don’t even _have_ a scanner. > > SNIP \*\* I do. Nyah-ha-ha-ha. Seriously, I have high hopes for Season 3. We’ll see… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/229 "2003-05-20T05:53:41Z")
Just keep reminding yourself that TNG’s first two seasons were black holes of **NCB** esque sucktitude and that it didn’t hit its stride until the third season. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/230 "2003-05-20T06:01:57Z")
Exactly. (I’ll omit the NCB part, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/231 "2003-05-20T06:03:49Z")
And the closing parenthesis too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/232 "2003-05-20T06:06:30Z")
😛 Bbbbbbbbbbllllllllphhfffttt! ) \<---------------------------- ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/233 "2003-05-20T06:39:59Z")
OK, you asked for it. I’ll take no responsibilty for any injuries that may occur… …most likely from attempting to gouge your eyes out so that you don’t see any more… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/234 "2003-05-20T14:46:02Z")
Blah. I hate you, you dumb worky jobful employment thing. I don’t want to do you\*. So I’m going to go play with my friends on the SDMB and make up silly Star Trek poems. \*Go ahead, make your smutty little jokes. I 'd expect nothing less. 😉 Although Season One was a wash, And Season Two lacked in panache, Staunch viewers remained With a franchise profaned. Such devotion no evil could quash. and, on a lighter note: I have to admit I’m a fan Of the royal-blue-undies-clad man, Need someone to strip? You can count on old Trip! His most favorite pie is pecan. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/235 "2003-05-20T17:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Just keep reminding yourself that TNG’s first two seasons were black holes of **NCB** esque sucktitude and that it didn’t hit its stride until the third season. \*\* Yeah, but that was three series (serieses? gollum, gollum) ago, when Berman was just a functionary and Braga barely a zygote. Ask a roomful (or a threadful) of Trek geeks: When did _Voyager_ hit its stride? Or did it ever manage anything beyond a shuffling limp? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/236 "2003-05-20T20:00:09Z")
I think Voyager hit its stride when the killed off Ne(“Like Phlox, Only Annoying”)elix and Harry “Ensignata Pathetique” Kim in that freak clarinet accident, thus amusing and delighting Trek fans everywhe- What? Oh. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/237 "2003-05-20T20:24:14Z")
Yeah, well… uh… still… there’s a chance. Whatever happened to Michael Piller and/or Ira Steven Behr? Enterprise needs Piller and Behr. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/238 "2003-05-20T20:37:06Z")
**Kn\*ckers** : Well done! … Or is that over easy? What a rare wit you have. I just made a South Park Trip (I’ll 'splain later) and will let you know as soon it’s on the Net for all to see. Work–phooey on it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/239 "2003-05-20T20:40:52Z")
Enterprise needs Robet Hewitt Wolfe. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/240 "2003-05-20T20:42:35Z")
Okay, don’t know that name… who is it? I bet it’s one of those Firefly dudes, isn’t it? You bunch of geeks! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=13)