# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/241 "2003-05-20T20:43:55Z")
I have reliable sources that have informed me that 50%\* of _Enterprise_ episodes are written by a blind ferret with a speech impediment in Swahili on decades old speech recognition software then translated to English by 3rd graders in Arkansas writing in crayon which then is presented to B&B by sea urchins via interprative dance. And they don’t use any consonates. Those are added by local TV affiliates. \*that’s almost half! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/242 "2003-05-20T20:53:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* 3rd graders in Arkansas \*\* Hey! You watch your ass! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/243 "2003-05-20T20:55:49Z")
Wolfe wrote for TNG and DS9. He is responsible for Klingon stuff and the war arc. He can canned. Wrote for Andromeda and got canned. He’s too good for these…_television people_ Anyone know if he lasted into Voyager? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/244 "2003-05-20T21:00:08Z")
War good. Klingons bad. They need DC Fontana! Romulans! **ROMULANS!** ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/245 "2003-05-20T21:10:37Z")
“It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.” Reward goes to the first one to identify the speaker of this quote and the TV show. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/246 "2003-05-20T21:13:10Z")
Shatner on SNL? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/247 "2003-05-20T21:14:53Z")
Try again. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/248 "2003-05-20T21:16:34Z")
What do I get if I do? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/249 "2003-05-20T21:17:24Z")
Q on _The 700 Club_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/250 "2003-05-20T21:18:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*What do I get if I do? \*\* Extra credit and bragging rights. It was on a comedy series which is now in syndication. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/251 "2003-05-20T21:59:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Whatever happened to Michael Piller and/or Ira Steven Behr? Enterprise needs Piller and Behr. \*\* IIRC, Piller fought with Berman and ankled. Too bad, he was one of their best writers; he’s responsible for at least half of _The Best of Both Worlds_ among others. Hey, wait a minute. One of their best writers, fighting with Berman… hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/252 "2003-05-20T22:03:07Z")
**Viva** , I think I have it. George on Seinfeld. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/253 "2003-05-21T00:02:38Z")
Congrats to Linus! (and his little blue blankie) You may brag to your heart’s content. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/254 "2003-05-21T05:29:28Z")
My little blue blankie and I thank you. What kinda extra credit do I get, teach? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/255 "2003-05-21T05:31:38Z")
Oy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/256 "2003-05-21T05:33:08Z")
you get to recalibrate the main sensor array, if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/257 "2003-05-21T05:34:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*My little blue blankie and I thank you. What kinda extra credit do I get, teach? \*\* You get to lounge around in my quarters, watch me practice yoga, and play with my Trek figurines while NCB scrubs the plasma conduits and Aesiron writes all your daily reports for you. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/258 "2003-05-21T05:43:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*You get to lounge around in my quarters, watch me practice yoga, and play with my Trek figurines while NCB scrubs the plasma conduits and Aesiron writes all your daily reports for you. \*\* 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/259 "2003-05-21T05:45:06Z")
I’ll even throw in “watch me roll around on my big purple balance ball” since you wrote some cool limericks. I’m feeling generous tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/260 "2003-05-21T05:46:46Z")
Hm. I get to spend even more time on the computer? Swank. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=14)