# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/301 "2003-05-23T17:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*šŸ˜ƒ > > SNIP > > Have any pictures of that purple ball trick? \*\* Not yetā€¦It will be my summer project. šŸ˜‰ Keep up the good limericky work! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/302 "2003-05-23T21:26:51Z")
Youngā€¦ lady? Cervaise? Am I missing something? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/303 "2003-05-23T23:08:13Z")
Maybe I amā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/304 "2003-05-23T23:15:03Z")
Thatā€™s why they call me Hitler! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/305 "2003-05-24T02:44:07Z")
Okay, if **Cervaise** doesnā€™t post soon to clear this up, weā€™re going to have to send **NCB** in to find out for us. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/306 "2003-05-24T02:49:04Z")
Locked and loaded, Baby! We who are about to die, salute you. Halo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/307 "2003-05-24T02:53:01Z")
Ewwā€¦ change your location. I donā€™t want _anything_ from _my_ location in _your_ location. So this is how bile tastesā€¦ yeck. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/308 "2003-05-24T03:00:57Z")
**.lā€¦** šŸ˜› **ā€¦l.** šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/309 "2003-05-24T07:03:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Youngā€¦ lady? Cervaise? Am I missing something? \*\* If you are, then so am I. Ummmā€¦Cervaise? Please respond. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/310 "2003-05-24T13:57:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*If you are, then so am I. > > Ummmā€¦Cervaise? Please respond. \*\* Letā€™s give them a little more timeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/311 "2003-05-24T15:02:37Z")
Yeah ā€¦ enough time to get **assimilated by the Borg!** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/312 "2003-05-24T15:08:36Z")
Uh, thatā€™s Khan, tracer. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/313 "2003-05-25T14:46:35Z")
Well, while weā€™re waiting for **Cervaise** to show up and confirm whoā€™s missing what (wow, that phrase could be interpreted a couple of different ways), hereā€™s the last of my character limericks. Malcolm gets the honor of going last. Oh, and I _still_ have not seen the season finale, because the VCR was set incorrectly last week. But I **will** make sure I get it tonight. Enough prologue. On to the silliness. The phase cannon Lieutenant Reed tweeks So that maximum havok it wreaks But heā€™d seem less a twit If he tried just a bit To remove the pole stuck 'tween his cheeks ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/314 "2003-05-26T00:09:41Z")
**Linus** , you are promoted! To what, I donā€™t know. šŸ˜‰ At least you had the decency not to say ā€œthe _Tā€™Pol_ stuck 'tween his cheeksā€¦ā€ I am so far from decent. But only on this Board. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/315 "2003-05-26T07:18:20Z")
I have _some_ class, **viva**. How much might be a matter of debate, but I have some. Somewhere. Way down. Deep. Woohoo! A promotion! I hereby proclaim myselfā€¦uhā€¦wellā€¦hmmā€¦ A little help here? What could I beā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/316 "2003-05-26T07:20:26Z")
I hereby dub thee the Morale Officer. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/317 "2003-05-26T09:26:34Z")
Cool. Morale Officerā€¦ Wait a minuteā€¦ _Neelix_ was the Morale Officer. Hey! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/318 "2003-05-26T09:34:30Z")
šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/319 "2003-05-26T22:33:44Z")
Promotion to Chef might be niceā€¦but then nobody would ever get to see your face. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/320 "2003-05-26T22:43:00Z")
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