# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/321 "2003-05-27T04:04:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*But he’s be able to sing great. \*\* I could pick on the INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS TYPO… but I won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/322 "2003-05-27T04:06:27Z")
Shouldn’t “but” be capitalized since it’s starting a new sentence? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/323 "2003-05-27T07:27:32Z")
Well, I can carry a tune, and I’m no slouch in the kitchen. But I’m mostly a tenor - If I tried to sing that low, I’d break something. It wouldn’t be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/324 "2003-05-27T12:29:35Z")
It’s the Crewman Daniels keyboard from Ebay. It types before my fingers touch the keys. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/325 "2003-05-27T13:01:25Z")
Damn, **carni** has all the cool Crewman Daniels stuff. The keyboard, the Canadian TV feed… All I have is a Crewman Daniels alarm clock, that wakes me up well before I actually want to get up. Where’s **Cervaise** , anyhow? I wanted to thank him for the [Death Cookie](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp), though I was hoping for chocolate chip. Kn(Death Cookies are low-cal)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/326 "2003-05-27T13:06:16Z")
Just look through the stuff in your closets, Kn\*ckers. Crewman Daniels leaves stuff for all good boys, girls and Star Ship Captains, like Santa Cla…er, the Macabees. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/327 "2003-05-27T13:42:30Z")
Mmmm… Macabees… [drool] Anyone else get a mental picture of Killer Bees from South America doing the Macarena? That would be so cool! * * * btw, I have the Crewman Daniels Quantum Dating Tricorder™ I point it at a woman and it tells me if she’s going to be my next ex or not. Funny thing is, though… It looks like a large phallus! Imagine the hilarity that ensues from my using it in crowded shopping malls or at suburban high schools. 🙂 Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/328 "2003-05-27T14:07:18Z")
_rummaging through closets_ Letsee: Soccer cleats… Pants… Pants… Empty boxes… Christmas lights… _growing increasingly frenzied_ Half-knitted scarf… college textbooks… corset… hand weights… _Dammit. Dammit!_ Hiking boots… vacuum cleaner… _giving up, dejected_ I guess I _haven’t_ been a good girl or boy or starship captain! Crewman Daniels didn’t come to my house this year! I’ll be better next year, I promise! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/329 "2003-05-27T14:27:36Z")
There _must_ be something time travelish about a corset, but I can’t think of it…maybe Daniels will tell me yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/330 "2003-05-27T14:38:54Z")
She doesn’t use the corset for time travel and I have the bruises to prove it! Ow! Safe word! Safe word, already! hayelp! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/331 "2003-05-27T15:36:53Z")
“Hayelp” is not the safe word. I’m sorry, you lose. If the corset is from Crewman Daniels, he better pay me back. I’d be kind of annoyed by paying for my own presents. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/332 "2003-05-27T15:49:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* > Crewman Daniels didn’t come to my house this year! > \*\* Try leaving milk and cookies out on Federation Day. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/333 "2003-05-27T17:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Ummm…Cervaise? Please respond. \*\* How many times do I have to tell you people, I have a _life_ over the weekend. 😉 Especially this past weekend, which launched the Seattle film festival, and wherein I saw more than a dozen of the eighty movies I have scheduled over the next three-plus weeks. Besides, that previous post was in error. I was using Crewman Daniels’ laptop to post from the future and accidentally made reference to something that won’t show up on the boards for another twelve years. Sorry about that. Just pretend you didn’t see it and you’ll be a lot happier. Here, look at my silver pen… _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/334 "2003-05-27T18:17:27Z")
…Where’s… **Cervaise**?.. Why hasn’t he responded yet?.. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/335 "2003-05-27T18:31:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* Why hasn’t he responded yet? \*\* Ah. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/336 "2003-05-27T19:01:51Z")
Yes, but **Cervaise** hasn’t responded to the real question that was raised earlier: Should I be insulted that **Aesiron** compared me to Neelix? I mean _Neelix_ fer cryin’ out loud… Oh, I’m sorry, where was I? …the real question that was raised earlier: Who is confused (read the post by **cplant** at the top of this page)? **Cervaise** , when you’re taking a break at the film festival, do you use the slow moving line, or the fast one? Or do you use crewman Daniels’ gender selector to switch depending on your mood? Are you a good witch? Or a baaaad witch? And what is really the deal with Starbucks? Do the people in Seattle really love that stuff? Or do they just laugh at the rest of the country while drinking the _good_ coffee themselves? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/337 "2003-05-27T19:06:23Z")
Andy Rooney? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/338 "2003-05-27T19:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\* And what is really the deal with Starbucks? \*\* Moby Dick? Coffee? Battlestar Ponderosa? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/339 "2003-05-27T19:25:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Andy Rooney? Is that you? \*\* Sorry. I had some kind of stream of consciousness thing going on. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/340 "2003-05-27T19:30:15Z")
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