# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/461 "2003-06-01T18:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*_sniff_ **NCB** gets all the love. _sigh_ ☹ \*\* Sorry 'bout that. I didn’t think you’d want the Shatner site because it’s kinda TOS-related, and the other is an Enterprise drinking game. Silly stuff. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/462 "2003-06-02T05:29:16Z")
Oh, what the heck, here it is: [Enterprise Drinking Game](http://www.triphammered.com/Extras/DrinkingGame.html) **Kn\*ckers:** You might enjoy the Trip-related chugging parts. (Now, now, don’t let’s be crude…) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/463 "2003-06-02T05:33:59Z")
I’m not happy 'bout my post count. I’d actually prefer it to be lower so I can pretend to have a life. I’m jealous of our androgynous buddy, **Cervaise** , y’see. For the having of a life, I mean! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/464 "2003-06-02T05:35:22Z")
Oh, and I never got email (or board) notification of the two posts previous to mine. Somebody must not want me postin’. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/465 "2003-06-02T06:13:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Oh, and I never got email (or board) notification of the two posts previous to mine. Somebody must not want me postin’. :dubious: \*\* Muhahahahahahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/466 "2003-06-02T11:35:46Z")
This just in: **Tars Tarkus** takes over Cafe e-mail notification services, targets **Aesiron** with mind altering gamma rays, tyrns “him” into yet another creature of androgeny. **NoClueBoy** ’s anti-spailing weppan finds nue victoms. Film at 11:00 _muah_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/467 "2003-06-02T13:32:56Z")
You guys deserve [this.](http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/pearls/) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/468 "2003-06-02T21:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Oh, and I never got email (or board) notification of the two posts previous to mine. Somebody must not want me postin’. :dubious: \*\* Interesting…I was looking for you last night and there didn’t seem to be a trace of Aes anywhere. Either that or my **Aesiron-Detector** wasn’t working. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/469 "2003-06-02T22:08:33Z")
Gee, **Carni** , way to link to a fetish porn page with nothing but pop ups and dialers :rolleyes: Oh wait, that was me clicking on my favorites… never mind _that was the single most awesome cartoon I have ever read (even including the future)_ looking for a piece of Aes, Viva? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/470 "2003-06-02T23:55:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*SNIP > > looking for a piece of Aes, Viva? :dubious: \*\* No, just looking for a BoyToy. 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/471 "2003-06-03T00:06:29Z")
[😛](http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/472 "2003-06-03T00:08:42Z")
You’re in your own pants? Well, that actually makes sense…No non-sequitur sig today? Coherence kicked in? Are you feeling okay? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/473 "2003-06-03T00:11:26Z")
Click on the 😛 in the above post. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/474 "2003-06-03T00:16:50Z")
Well now, that was edifying! Gotnee more? Dang, gotta run to yoga…but will come back for treats. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/475 "2003-06-03T01:44:13Z")
Oooh, treats. Just don’t tell **NCB** or none of the rest of us will get any. Starting your summer project, are you **Viva**? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/476 "2003-06-03T02:10:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Dang, gotta run to yoga…but will come back for treats. \*\* Yoga the wise? Yoga the powerful? Yoga the magnificent? Please, please, it’s just plain yoga. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/477 "2003-06-03T02:19:20Z")
Yoga Bear. Hey hey, Boo Boo. Let’s roll the park ranger and steal his dope. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/478 "2003-06-03T02:23:08Z")
_Frozen_ yoga, you maroon. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/479 "2003-06-03T02:27:33Z")
Is that fat free frozen yoga? (let’s see how many pop-culture references we can get in here) “Nobody comes to this thread anymore. It’s too crowded” - Yoga Berra. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/480 "2003-06-03T02:37:30Z")
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