# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/501 "2003-06-03T18:47:50Z")
[from _Nemesis_] Picard: “Fire at Will.” Riker [eyes wide open in surprise] : “What the hell did _I_ do?!” Quantum [furrowing his brow into the shape of a _Kwispy Kreme_ donut (with lemon filling!)] : “Oh no…” Ewan McGregor as Catcher Bloq : “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/502 "2003-06-03T19:23:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Old Veal? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms like a “likeable Malcolm Reed”? \*\* Hey! I just compared myself to him not even three days ago! What’d I ever do to you? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/503 "2003-06-03T19:41:52Z")
Sorry, man, just calling a spade a spade. But I wasn’t the one who compared you to a weenie jackass. Sounds to me like you’ve got low self-esteem. You want to talk about it? That’ll be 90$ an hour. You can book an appointment with my secretary. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/504 "2003-06-03T19:45:39Z")
When did I compare myself to **cplant**? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/505 "2003-06-03T19:50:52Z")
Remember, Aesiron, “If you don’t pay, you don’t get better”. Kn(\*)ckers, what is the significance of the asterisk? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/506 "2003-06-03T20:01:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Hey! I just compared myself to him not even three days ago! What’d I ever do to you? \*\* \ \ I’m sorry captain, but if such a phenomenon exists, it is in such miniscule amounts that even our most sensative equipment cannot measure it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/507 "2003-06-03T20:11:47Z")
_smashes **Linus** ’ piano_ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/508 "2003-06-03T20:33:30Z")
Whoa, hang on a second. I’m _androgynous_ now? When did that happen? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/509 "2003-06-03T20:41:29Z")
About page 7 or so, I think. Hey Kn\*ckers, I think you’d better make sure you schedule some of that time for Anger Management. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/510 "2003-06-03T20:43:42Z")
No sweeter a taste that you could find than fruit hanging ripe upon the vine. There’s never been an oyster so divine… a river deep that never runs dry. The birds and the bees they hum along; like treasure they twinkle in the sun. Get on board and have some fun. Take what you need to turn you on. Boys, boys in the girl’s room… girls, girls in the men’s room. You free your mind in your androgyny… [_shakes fist at **Linus** _ You posted 'fore I could! :mad:] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/511 "2003-06-04T04:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*Oooh, treats. Just don’t tell **NCB** or none of the rest of us will get any. > > Starting your summer project, are you **Viva**? \*\* Pics are ready! But be forewarned: I’m not wearing any… make-up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/512 "2003-06-04T04:41:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*SNIP > > Quantum [furrowing his brow into the shape of a _Kwispy Kreme_ donut (with lemon filling!)] : “Oh no…” > > SNIP \*\* Don’t you mean, “Oh Boy…” …Boy? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/513 "2003-06-04T04:45:32Z")
Did you guys know that **Kn\*ckers** is only 22? I would’ve guessed she was 28 or so. :eek: The stuff you learn by reading MPSIMS. ;dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/514 "2003-06-04T04:48:14Z")
:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/515 "2003-06-04T04:49:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Did you guys know that \*\*Kn_ckers\*\* is only 22? I would’ve guessed she was 28 or so. :eek: > > The stuff you learn by reading MPSIMS. ;dubious: \*\* Really??? Dang, I’m an old geezer-ette. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/516 "2003-06-04T04:54:02Z")
😃 Makes _me_ feel better, though. 'tween you, **NCB** , **cplant** , and **Linus** , I was beginning to feel like a young’n. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/517 "2003-06-04T07:00:16Z")
What the-!? 11 pages? Stupid work and school! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/518 "2003-06-04T10:12:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*😃 > > Makes _me_ feel better, though. 'tween you, **NCB** , **cplant** , and **Linus** , I was beginning to feel like a young’n. ;j \*\* Hmmm. I don’t remember ever mentioning my age. Is it the way I write? Here, let me try again. Yo, wassup. Gonna show my l33t skillz, d00ds. Oh, the heck with it. How old _do_ I sound? “I used to be with it. Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary .” - Grandpa Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/519 "2003-06-04T13:35:47Z")
Note to self: Lie about age in future. Actually, I’m 154. in cat years I thought **Linus** was about six. I think it’s the blankie thing. **carni** : Re: your asterisk-significance question. Damn, am I going to have to address this again? _Sigh_ It’s a Monty Python reference. The \* doesn’t stand for anything particular in my mind (I never say Kn\*ckers out loud, so it doesn’t have to), but if you want to make up a letter or letters to replace it, that’s up to you. If you’d like to read more, go find the MPSIMS threads on the subject, from a couple weeks ago. Cheers, Kn(Old enough to tie my own shoes, at least)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/520 "2003-06-04T13:48:37Z")
Hey, if you leave part of your user name ambiguous like that, you must expect peple to inquire. Normally Mother doesn’t let me play with people like you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=27)