# Enterprise Bounty spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 28

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/541 "2003-08-23T04:25:05Z")

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Wait, it strips too? How much did that thing cost?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/542 "2003-08-23T04:32:37Z")

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Twelve strips of gold pressed latinum  
folded logwise and put in her g-string  
my friends were nice to her at dinner tonight  
(no, she wasn’t performing at dinner)  
the goat came later  
she came first  
hmmm… that sounds a little wierd  
actually, I didn’t try to initiate any night spending or anything  
I’m gonna try AND go slow  
maybe

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/543 "2003-08-23T04:36:31Z")

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[dinner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206544)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/544 "2003-08-23T05:01:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Snip  
> I’m gonna try AND go slow  
> snip \*\*

Try to. Try TO! TRY TO!! You wrote “and” on purpose because you know it is wrong and you just want my wrath! I know it!

I’m gonna try and calm down.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/545 "2003-08-23T05:05:37Z")

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😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/546 "2003-08-23T13:47:01Z")

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Viva, where do you get this anger with grammar at?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/547 "2003-08-23T17:01:15Z")

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I think her being an English professor might just have a tiny bit to do with it. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/548 "2003-08-23T17:51:30Z")

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Humor. It is a difficult concept, dammit.

🙂

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/549 "2003-08-23T21:29:04Z")

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This is exactly the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.

😛

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/550 "2003-08-24T23:00:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\* You wrote “and” on purpose because you know it is wrong and you just want my wrath! I know it!
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> \*\*

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/551 "2003-08-25T06:02:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> [B I was beginning to think I was literally the only twentysomething Enterprise Doper (aside from maybe **Tars** ). \*\*

Well, i’m 25, so i fit in with the Twenty-something Trekkers crowd. It’s like Friends during the first few seasons!

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