# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/41 "2003-05-15T01:54:48Z")
The Archer/Tellemtheyresupposedtobepigsnotapes/Klingon bounty hunter plot was ok. Two mediocre, but not bad episodes. Yeay. I liked it when Phlox grabs T’Pol and tweaks a nipple to get her attention, That was funny. _The Expanse_ had better be done right. They’ll lose half or more of their viewers if they screw up a season finale. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/42 "2003-05-15T02:01:11Z")
Man, what are y’all bitchin’ about? This episode was 100% cash money! Two words: Bla Lock! ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/43 "2003-05-15T02:44:07Z")
Well… here’s my report. Sad to say, I slipped a tape into my VCR just in case I fell asleep while watching. Which I did. Unfortunately, my 15 yo son decided that since I was sleeping, that meant he could watch the fricking basketball playoff game on my tv!!! GAH!!! So, I only got to see about 45 minutes of the first one (First Flight) and the last 15 minutes of the second (Bounty). At least I saw the Tellarite. 😃 Now I have to hope that my local UPN station will re-air both episodes on Saturday night, although I suspect they’ll only re-air one. Fricking basketball playoffs! LOL I confess that I hollared at my son when I woke up, saw the time and then saw basketball on my tv screen. I should be ashamed of myself. :eek: Poor T’Pol! Geeze, can they put her in something any more revealing? 😉 I am loving Phlox more and more, though, so that’s a good thing. 🙂 More Tellarites, please. 🙂 And a more close-up view of em too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/44 "2003-05-15T04:17:26Z")
I liked the T’pol parts. So anyone want to tell how the Tellarites are involved in making the federation? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/45 "2003-05-15T04:19:22Z")
It’s not canon so far as I know but the novels always stated that the Federation was founded by the Terrans, Vulcans, Andorians, Tellarites, and Alpha Centaurans. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/46 "2003-05-15T04:40:19Z")
The Tellars don’t look that bad, except they all look 900 years old! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/47 "2003-05-15T05:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*I liked the T’pol parts. > So anyone want to tell how the Tellarites are involved in making the federation? \*\* You liked T’Pol’s **parts**. 😉 This wasn’t nearly as Pandasploitative as I’d thought it would be. Pretty good, actually. I kinda felt sorry for T’Pol. And the first Tellarite’s make-up was better than the second one’s, as **'plant** said, but I still liked it. Funniest lines: “42864!” “Open it!” “I’m hungry!” Could somebody explain why Trip left the bridge during a manhunt to bring chow to Phlox and his patient? Couldn’t he have just sent a steward? **tarragon** and **Monstre** : I have two VCRs and made a back-up tape. Y’all could borrow it if you wanted and if you don’t mind sharing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/48 "2003-05-15T05:53:29Z")
Just remembered: You wouldn’t have to share. I could make a couple more tapes on Sunday nights if they runs both eps again. **Tars** sure got cheated out of his Hoshi allotment this week, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/49 "2003-05-15T06:10:21Z")
Tars sad. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/50 "2003-05-15T06:11:26Z")
Hoshi’s never even gotten to dine at the Captain’s table. WTH? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/51 "2003-05-15T06:13:24Z")
Probably cuz Archer has his pointy ear fetish that he’s working on. Too bad for him he was MIA this episode. Odds are still 50/50 that they will give birth to Spock! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/52 "2003-05-15T06:13:51Z")
Maybe she’s dined under it though. 😉 ACK! NO, **TARS**! NOOO! DOON’T!! IT WAS A JOKE!! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/53 "2003-05-15T06:14:46Z")
::sharpens sword:: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/54 "2003-05-15T06:15:38Z")
And the **ahnwoon** and the **lirpa**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/55 "2003-05-15T06:19:43Z")
You can’t sharpen an _ahnwoon_, you **NCG**. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/56 "2003-05-15T06:19:55Z")
do Shirpas pay for things with lirpa? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/57 "2003-05-15T06:20:53Z")
Lirpa? Lirpas? Lirpae? Lirpii? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/58 "2003-05-15T06:22:18Z")
“So i says to Hoshi…Baby, i’d like to lirpa your ahnwoon! Then she smacks me!” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/59 "2003-05-15T06:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You can’t sharpen an _ahnwoon_, you **NCG**. \*\* But you can pack it with more weight for better butting of your opponent. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/60 "2003-05-15T06:28:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \* > **I slipped a tape into my VCR just in case I fell asleep while watching. Which I did. Unfortunately, my 15 yo son decided that since I was sleeping, that meant he could watch the fricking basketball playoff game on my tv!!! GAH!!! So, I only got to see about 45 minutes of the first one (First Flight) and the last 15 minutes of the second (Bounty).** A very very strong suggestion: Tell your 15-year-old son about this little button on the VCR’s remote labelled “VCR/TV.” It allows him to watch one channel on the TV while the VCR is recording another. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=4)