# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/101 "2003-05-15T20:03:19Z")
Santa Claus conquers the Martians? No, no it was Bonanza. The one with the aliens, Hoss and the anal probe. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/102 "2003-05-15T20:10:41Z")
_It_ wa_s_ th_a_t _Wonderful_ sci-fi I _li_ked just _f_in_e_. with jimmy ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/103 "2003-05-15T20:13:51Z")
it was too sci-fi had time travel and a space scene ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/104 "2003-05-15T20:14:33Z")
This episode was dumb, dumb, dumb. I don’t even have the energy to dismantle it, other than to say I felt really bad for Jolene Blalock. I mean, you’d think they’d at least _try_ to treat the character (and by extension the actor) with a modicum of respect. They’re not even _pretending_ T’Pol is anything more than a walking Maxim spread. (And didja notice in the credits who was the director of the episode?) Just plain boring and predictable and stupid. And the Archer “A-plot” was worse. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **[sub]Firefly did it better[/sub]** You’re trying to make me cry, aren’t you? > [@](#): > > **Chef is higher than them, and I don’t even know what he LOOKS like.** Big black guy. White apron. Poofy hat. “Hello, children! Let me sing you a song about rubbing blue gel on the pneumatic bimbo.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/105 "2003-05-15T20:23:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\* White apron. Poofy hat. “Hello, children! Let me sing you a song about rubbing blue gel on the pneumatic bimbo.” \*\* No, no, no! "Hello, children! How are my lil’ crackas today? Rubbin’ blue goo On th’ pointed eared Party doll! Rubbin’ mah goo on th’ pointed eared Party doll! “Say, do you little cracka’s know why T’Pol’s feet don’t get wet when she takes a shower?” I can’t go on. Hey, I warned you, but did you listen? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/106 "2003-05-15T20:36:49Z")
I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know why I can’t get enough of your goo Babe Ohhh, your pointy ears are oh so fine mmm, your kisses taste like Andorian wine I can’t get enough of your goo yeah, babe I just wish you would disrobe So I can rub you down I’d make you feel illogical And make your ears go round Ohhhh oh babe Yeah ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/107 "2003-05-15T20:40:20Z")
I don’t suppose Issac Hayes is a doper… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/108 "2003-05-15T21:42:12Z")
> [@](#): > > from _NCB_ > Showing two mediocre eps in a row isn’t likely to win over any new fans. Monstre fell asleep during the EVENT for Kirk’s sake! No – that was **tarragon** , not me. My UPN channel was falling asleep and losing the feed. GRRRRRRR! So I only saw bits and pieces – guess I will have to see if UPN plans to repeat it this weekend. > [@](#): > > I liked it when Phlox grabs T’Pol and tweaks a nipple to get her attention, That was funny. WhaWhaWha…!!! Are you screwing around, or was this for real? Damn crappy local UPN feed… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/109 "2003-05-15T22:38:55Z")
He’s screwing around, Monstre. Viva: Isn’t this just the logical step after Seven of Nine? An effort to get the testosterone poisoned to watch. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/110 "2003-05-15T22:44:12Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/111 "2003-05-15T23:26:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*He’s screwing around, Monstre. > > Viva: Isn’t this just the logical step after Seven of Nine? An effort to get the testosterone poisoned to watch. \*\* Ummmm…Was I in on this conversation? Uh, yes. Sure. I guess so. Anything ya say. **NCB:** Can I walk yet? Huh? I think I’m the one around here with no clue. I’m still crawling around on the floor. 😕 And considering that it took me nearly an hour last night to get Hotmail to work, let alone this Board, I’m inclined to blame my continuing fragmentation on the Xindi. They’re gonna blow the shit out of Earth, and they’ve started with my computer. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/112 "2003-05-15T23:33:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **And… StarFleet uniforms have built in condoms.** Fortunately, this is one aspect of their uniforms the _Star Trek_ convention-going fans haven’t had to duplicate. > [@](#): > > **And… Warp engines leave wapor twails.** Only if the warp engines were inwented in Russia. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/113 "2003-05-15T23:51:00Z")
My apologies. That was Cervaise I should have been speaking to. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/114 "2003-05-16T00:28:20Z")
the Xindi are gonna make Trip go more red with anger than he usually does! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/115 "2003-05-16T04:35:28Z")
He might even bawl. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/116 "2003-05-16T04:39:03Z")
[AC/DC] I like big bawls [/AC/DC] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/117 "2003-05-16T04:40:23Z")
And we’ve got the biggest bawls of all…Next week! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/118 "2003-05-16T05:28:42Z")
Quantum is on Late Late Show right now and said _Enterprise_ is definitely renewed for next season. I didn’t know it was a question. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/119 "2003-05-16T05:31:53Z")
If it doesn’t go the full seven seasons, the Trek franchise’ll be in some serious trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/120 "2003-05-16T06:12:30Z")
uh, oh. They got B&B running scared! Too bad they can’t fix the problem correctly (good stories, continuity, more topless Hoshi) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=7)