# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/141 "2003-05-16T19:46:28Z")
She’s not a Saint John’s Wort either, is she? Cause I’m allergic. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/142 "2003-05-16T20:04:33Z")
i have a license to pun in St. Louis… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/143 "2003-05-16T20:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I don’t know > > I don’t know > > I don’t know why > > I can’t get enough of your goo > > Babe > > Ohhh, your pointy ears are oh so fine > > mmm, your kisses taste like Andorian wine > > I can’t get enough of your goo > > yeah, babe > I just wish you would disrobe > > So I can rub you down > > I’d make you feel illogical > > And make your ears go round > > Ohhhh oh babe > > Yeah \*\* Watch it, **'Boy** , you’re channeling Norah Jones with Olivia Newton John and Supertramp. And the name is ANTONIA!!! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/144 "2003-05-16T20:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*i have a license to pun in St. Louis… \*\* Where is the rest of the limerick? four more lines… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/145 "2003-05-16T20:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Quantum is on Late Late Show right now and said _Enterprise_ is definitely renewed for next season. > > I didn’t know it was a question. \*\* Odd, isn’t it? DS9 and VOY always had low ratings, I think, yet they were renewed for years. If UPN doesn’t like the ratings, they should give ENT more than 39 damn minutes to tell the story. That’s all they’re getting; I timed it. The rest is ads and promos. Idjits. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/146 "2003-05-16T20:35:43Z")
I have a license to pun in St Louis But the county said they would sue us So I looked at my words And decided to splurge On a t-shirt that says, “Hey, go felch a goat, you old sots!” ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/147 "2003-05-16T20:46:03Z")
no, it says “…you moldy old sots!” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/148 "2003-05-16T20:46:24Z")
NCB: Nicely done! Does anything rhyme with Porthos? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/149 "2003-05-16T20:50:10Z")
Gorthos? Morthos? Set Sail for Northos? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/150 "2003-05-16T20:52:23Z")
Yes There once was a doggy on Star Trek Who had a thing for Alex Trebeck He would wager his money On clues that were funny And pee all over the deck ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/151 "2003-05-16T20:53:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Ooh, look! Shiny! \*\* Hey, **NCB** ’s polishing his knob again. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/152 "2003-05-16T21:00:07Z")
“And pee all over the flight deck” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/153 "2003-05-16T21:02:33Z")
…Lord help me… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/154 "2003-05-16T21:03:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Isn’t that the one where some bronze age guy like with cutlery becomes a star ship captain? I didn’t figure you could teach the guy calculus let alone Captain stuff. I’ve only read a couple of them, though. I’m not sure if Xenex is technologically limited or if it was just the area M’k’n’zy was from. Either way, it’s no worse than Tasha becoming the Security Chief of the Enterprise-D when she was nothing more than a street urchin. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/155 "2003-05-16T21:03:22Z")
::Puts on raincoat:: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/156 "2003-05-16T21:32:16Z")
Awright, you clowns: There was a young beagle on Star Trek Who really did like Dave Brubeck The jazz he would hear till Klingons were near then pee all over the flight deck. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/157 "2003-05-16T21:41:37Z")
Mine’s better. 😛 There’s a girl who’s ears end in points Who decided to take over the joint She arrested ol’ Quantum Sold the crew off for wampum And then acted like she wants to boink ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/158 "2003-05-16T22:53:57Z")
Aren’t they supposed to rhyme? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/159 "2003-05-16T22:58:48Z")
Not mine! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/160 "2003-05-17T02:47:31Z")
There once was a Boy With No Clue obsessed with some girl he called Goo He said, "Time for recon; I’ll meet you in decon, Our cogenitor will be in there too." [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077.md?page=9)