# Enterprise Bounty spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077 "2003-05-13T22:50:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/161 "2003-05-17T02:57:08Z")
hey guys look! [We’re](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164536) responsible for the 3rd largest Cafe thread ever! Shweet. Oh and **Tars** , gang of idiots huh? Well, I guess I know whos not getting the christmas card. Yes I am aware that he said that like uh…3 months ago. But it still hurts. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/162 "2003-05-17T03:15:29Z")
I’m bored and am going to count all the Enterprise threads to see our total since **Esprix** ’s Ask the Gay Guy threads are counted as one. Be back in a few. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/163 "2003-05-17T03:28:55Z")
3,549 posts. The only thing bigger than our Enterprise conglomerate is “a” by **Klaatu**. Whoo! ---
**Author:** ![magog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/fbc32d/32.png) [@magog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/164 "2003-05-17T03:33:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kasuo \* > So yeah, whatever happened to this show? I watched the first season and remember there being a whole lot more **Magog** (sp?) but now that I try to watch it, it’s as though they never existed. Hey! I have better taste than to be on Andromeda. Firefly, definitely. But, Andromeda? ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/165 "2003-05-17T04:01:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > hey guys look! > [We’re](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164536) responsible for the 3rd largest Cafe thread ever! Shweet. Just out of curiosity, I checked out the post counts for each poster in that thread. I think it makes it clear who’s really _responsible_ for it. Here they are:[ul][li]NoClueBoy 147[/li][li]vivalostwages 146 [/li][li]carnivorousplant 142 [/li][li]Aesiron 113 [/li][li]Tars Tarkas 57 [/li][li]Kn_ckers 51 [/li][li]tracer 13 [/li][li]Wearia 11 [/li][li]Cervaise 9 [/li][li]kasuo 7 [/li][li]Achernar, Linus Van Pelt 6 [/li][li]kingpengvin 3[/li][li]Jeff Olsen, Saltire, Balance, Rue DeDay, elf6c 2[/li][_]AcidKid, Santos L Halper, Ferrous, Ellis1138, CaptMurdock, ivylass, raisinbread, senor, Sock Munkey, athelas, Optihut 1[/ul]Also of note, 12 of the 50 largest Cafe Society threads start with the word “Enterprise”. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/166 "2003-05-17T04:24:47Z")
## Cool! Why not lengthen it more? Increase your thread size…Spam! There once was a guy named Tucker Who decided his Cap’n was a sucker One day Trip said, "Sir, Your dog is a cur And you’re a neurotic m\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*r." ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/167 "2003-05-17T05:54:39Z")
I once met a girl from Los Twages Who refused to say what her age was Not liking denial I checked her profile # Now I lobby to increase teacher’s wages **Achenar** , I could’ve told you that. I once looked back at the _Enterprise_ threads from before I came on board The Dope and was surprised at how small they were. That’s when I realized what my mutant power really is: increasing thread size! I didn’t even know I was doing it. Of course, if **Vivapapertowellgirl** hadn’t been stalking me, none of that would’ve happened. (Love the Goo limerick, btw!) Yeah, right. I would still post till the ep was all talked out, forgotten, then mentioned again, and finally hijacked all out of whack. Just my wont, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/168 "2003-05-17T05:58:56Z")
Pfft. Looking back over the Enterprise threads, you can see that they really ballooned around February and what person first started posting in those threads about that time? That’s right, me! Me, me, me, me!\* \*Fa, so, la, te, do! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/169 "2003-05-17T06:05:10Z")
More limericks! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/170 "2003-05-17T06:05:49Z")
No, more talk of me! Me, me, me! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/171 "2003-05-17T06:13:06Z")
There once was a guy named Aesiron Who just wanted to get his freak on he posted to threads that we thought were dead ## Saying, “More stuff for me to poop on!” best I could do on such short notice. The liqour is is working on me. Plus me and the chick had a fight\*, so I may not be the paragon of nicety i ussualy am. \*something silly and stupid, which I will try to fix, or at least make amends for. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/172 "2003-05-17T06:18:42Z")
I could really go for some tequila now that you mention it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/173 "2003-05-17T06:27:35Z")
I was doing tequila shots. I love tequila shots. And so do you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/174 "2003-05-17T06:29:17Z")
Sure do. They feel like Praxis exploding in your stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/175 "2003-05-17T07:31:17Z")
An Engineer fellow named Trip Was once or twice noted to quip "It isn’t my plan When I show off my can The panda has forced me to strip!" ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/176 "2003-05-17T22:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I once met a girl from Los Twages > > Who refused to say what her age was > > Not liking denial > > I checked her profile > > # Now I lobby to increase teacher’s wages > > SNIP \*\* Well, you didn’t **axe** me what my age is! “Increase teachers’ wages”–a new spam message! (Good spam, for a change.) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/177 "2003-05-17T22:45:28Z")
**Linus Van Pelt** : Very nicely done. A+ from the perfesser. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/178 "2003-05-18T02:27:44Z")
Missed the show. Boo! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/179 "2003-05-18T02:37:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Missed the show. Boo! \*\* OK, here ya’ go: Tellarite guy (new makeup no big deal) comes aboard to be a nice guy, stuns Archer and Trip§. Takes Archer to sell to the Klingons. (Bounty, get it?) A whole bunch of stupid stuff happens. Tellarite turns out to be a wuss, gives Archer a lock pick. Archer picks handcuffs, beats the shit out of Klingon guard with them, shoots at some guys, gets into escape pod & ejects. Enterprise sends the grapple out while shooting at the Klingons and Our Heroes fly away into the sunset. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-bounty-spoilers/175077/180 "2003-05-18T02:44:16Z")
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