# Enterprise Canamar spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 25, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506 "2003-02-25T23:31:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/1 "2003-02-25T23:31:51Z")
Nausicans! We have Nausicans! Who is the annoying seat mate? Mrs. Plant says it’s the Borg kid, whatshisname from Voyager. I think it’s kn\*ckers. Bakula does well for a change. Maybe he just has to have a pissed off character to do well. Those of you of a gentle demeanor who are easily upset, like Tars Tarkas might want to skip this episode: A ship is destroyed on re entry. Next week, a bunch of people will be killed in a fire listening to a band after a botched transplant. Future episodes depend upon what happens in the Mid East. At least they really kill someone. Er, we don’t have to do that “other” thing again, do we? ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/2 "2003-02-26T03:22:35Z")
Refresh my memory. We already saw the Nausicaans once in “Fortunate Son”, right? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/3 "2003-02-26T04:23:16Z")
By golly. we did see Nausicans in _Fortunate Son_. You steal my thunder, Sir. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/4 "2003-02-26T04:28:26Z")
Hey, where’s the link for last week? I was gone. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/5 "2003-02-26T05:56:04Z")
**Boy** , I knew there was a huge gaping hole in those threads for a reason! It was shaped like you… The ep. was called “Future Tense.” It should still be here… So, is there lotsa sweat and blood and tears in “Canamar”? It’s a prison ship, right? All men? Huh? Well? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/6 "2003-02-26T05:59:06Z")
[here it is, NCB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164136) ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/7 "2003-02-26T06:06:33Z")
What’s so special about this episode that all the ads have to shout “An Enterprise Event: Canamar!”? Isn’t the fact that it’s Enterprise enough, or will previous non-watchers sit up and say “Wow! Canamar! I’d better tune in!” ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/8 "2003-02-26T13:05:26Z")
Erm…sweeps. Advertising. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/9 "2003-02-26T14:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*By golly. we did see Nausicans in _Fortunate Son_. > You steal my thunder, Sir. 🙂 \*\* \*It ain’t me It ain’t me I ain’t no senator’s son no no no no\* For some reason, this tune is now pummelling the inside of my synaptical event device. I thought the scene with Trippppppp breast feeding the Captain to keep him alive was interesting. Seems all those aliem couplings are beggining to have an affect on the slut boy. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/10 "2003-02-26T14:49:43Z")
> [@](#): > > I thought the scene with Trippppppp breast feeding the Captain to keep him alive was interesting. Seems all those aliem couplings are beggining to have an affect on the slut boy. Not to mention the Wookie that broke them out of the cell- nice touch. I like the cross-overs they worked in. The metal bikini for Hoshi was a bit much though, even for a Panda-rific show like Enterprise. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/11 "2003-02-26T14:51:56Z")
What? \*Breast feeding slut-boy Trip? I’m in! 😉 [sub]I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.[/sub] **Plant** : I admit it, I was the annoying seatmate. At least, that’s what the person next to me on a Qantas flight thought, when I talked in my sleep all the way to Australia. True story. I can’t keep track what aliens are what (I didn’t have a clue what a Tholian was until **NCB** was kind enough to find me a link), but I’ll look forward to seeing Nausicans, whoever the hell they are. \*Breast Feeding Slut-boy Trip = Band name!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/12 "2003-02-26T14:57:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* > > I can’t keep track what aliens are what (I didn’t have a clue what a Tholian was until **NCB** was kind enough to find me a link), > \*\* I thought that was **Tars**. Being from another planet, it’s sometimes difficult to keep track of who’s who. Weren’t Nauzis featured in _Tapestry (TNG)_ ? I’ll look it up if no one beats me to it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/13 "2003-02-26T15:06:07Z")
[Tapestry](http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/st-tng/episodes/241.html) [Nauzi](http://www.startrekexp.com/store/prop_nasic.html) [More of them](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Stargate/3210/n-races/nausicaan.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/14 "2003-02-26T16:06:55Z")
Well, I _think_ it was me, **NCB** , but I can’t keep anything else straight, so I may be foregetting who I am, too. Again, thanks for the links. Though I still don’t recognize the Nausicans. Must’ve blocked them out. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/15 "2003-02-26T16:12:22Z")
No, no, no, you silly little girl, running around work naked because you think you’re having another one of those dreams but instaed you’re giving new meaning to casual day and I think you just might a raise out of your boss… I meant **Tars** gave us the Tholian link. _I wonder if the evolutionists know about the Tholian link…_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/16 "2003-02-26T18:04:38Z")
What about the Missing tholian Link? “A planet where apes evolved from Tholians?” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/17 "2003-02-26T20:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*_No, no, no, you silly little girl, running around work naked because you think you’re having another one of those dreams but instaed you’re giving new meaning to casual day and I think you just might a raise out of your boss…_ \*\* Well, I guess my boss _might_ give me a raise for being naked, but I think she’d be far more likely to give me a pink slip… [work-related hijack] I’m not sure whether this is the place to admit that I HAVE taken my pants off at work, several times - but always with good reason, and I did put them back on agian. Good thing I have a rather isolated cubicle… [/w-r h] **Tars** - I think Darwin’s rolling in his grave. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/18 "2003-02-26T22:24:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **Well, I guess my boss _might_ give me a raise for being naked** You may or may not get a raise, but your male co-workers certainly will. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/19 "2003-02-27T01:54:04Z")
When I get back tonight to my tape, I wanna see Panda Prison sex. Lots of it. Multiple alien permutations with Daniels sneaking in and out at will. Throbbing blue Andorians. Naughty Nausicaans. Horny pinkskins. Vulcans green with envy. “Gimme gimme gimme, I need, I need!”\* \*Bob, in _What About Bob?_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/20 "2003-02-27T02:28:08Z")
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