# Enterprise Canamar spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 25, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506 "2003-02-25T23:31:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/61 "2003-02-28T00:31:37Z")
[All your Trek belongs to me.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166154) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/62 "2003-02-28T01:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I just can’t believe we drug out an _Enterprise_ thread to two pages. \*\* * * * That’s “dragged,” O beloved GrammarBoy. And I can’t believe we’ve got three **Enterprise** threads running simultaneously. **Kn\*ckers** : I could not possibly say things better than you can…If I can say them almost as well as you, I be happy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/63 "2003-02-28T01:39:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\* Like I said, they had the ingredients, but just missed something _really_ good. \*\* Ah. Gotcha. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/64 "2003-02-28T01:39:55Z")
So why was the episode titled “Canamar”, anyway? They never set foot on Canamar. They were light years away from Canamar! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/65 "2003-02-28T01:44:00Z")
To tantalize us with the idea that we’d get to see the horrors of the penal colony. Ratings, baby. Ratings. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/66 "2003-02-28T01:49:50Z")
Something about a chick saying “penal” just really gets my Panda going. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/67 "2003-02-28T01:52:21Z")
Well, hell, if they’re just going to make stuff up for sweeps week, why not just call it “T’Pol and Hoshi Go to Prison”? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/68 "2003-02-28T01:52:39Z")
Oh yeah? Well, how about these: Testimony Chicken breast Cotton balls ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/69 "2003-02-28T01:59:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > \*\*Well, hell, if they’re just going to make stuff up for sweeps week, why not just call it “T’Pol and Hoshi Go to Prison”? \*\* Now _that_ would be good! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/70 "2003-02-28T02:00:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > \*\*Well, hell, if they’re just going to make stuff up for sweeps week, why not just call it “T’Pol and Hoshi Go to Prison”? \*\* Okay, I think I’d like to see that episode. But only if there is the obligatory shower fight… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/71 "2003-02-28T02:06:07Z")
See? It clearly would have worked. The ratings would have soared! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/72 "2003-02-28T02:06:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > \*\*Well, hell, if they’re just going to make stuff up for sweeps week, why not just call it “T’Pol and Hoshi Go to Prison”? \*\* * * * I’m sure **Tars** would join you if you wanted to campaign for such an ep. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/73 "2003-02-28T02:18:36Z")
Of course if we follow the logic of naming this week’s episode “Canamar”, then “T’Pol and Hoshi Go to Prison” wouldn’t necessarily have anything to do with T’Pol and Hoshi actually going to prison. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/74 "2003-02-28T02:24:26Z")
They could call it “T’Pol and Hoshi go on a dull shuttlepod mission”–and then wind up having a shower scene and a decon scene too. For the wimmin: “Archer and Trip sit around writing boring reports”–and then they join the ladies in the above scenes. I think we’re entitled to a happy surprise, given that we were ripped off in this last episode. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/75 "2003-02-28T02:31:08Z")
“Porthos Goes Pee” And then we get to see our dream girls (or men) naked and trading messages. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/76 "2003-02-28T02:35:16Z")
Massages. massages. not messages ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/77 "2003-02-28T02:35:45Z")
It was called “Canamar” because Tripp and Archer were accused of smuggling squid. The prologue was longer in the Canadian vrsion, right Wearia? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/78 "2003-02-28T02:39:50Z")
Revenge, like calimari, is a dish best served cold. Space is very cold, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/79 "2003-02-28T02:49:00Z")
They never made it to the future last week. They just talked about it a lot. They never even met anyone who was _from_ the future! They still had the audacity to call it “Future Tense”, though. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506/80 "2003-02-28T02:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > And then we get to see our dream girls (or men) naked and trading messages. **HOSHI:** hey captian theres some kind of spaceship off the port bow LOL!!! **ARCHER:** ok _User REED has entered the chatroom_ **REED:** CAN I USE THE PHAZE CANNON? PHAZE CANONS RULE!!! **REED:** I MEAN CANNON _User L33T /\L13I\I has entered the chatroom_ **L33T /\L13I\I:** h3y urthlingz j00 R 10$3rz w3 0wn0r j00!!! **ARCHER** : hoshi can u translate? **HOSHI:** OK but i’m not wearing any clothes LOL!!! 😉 **MAYWEATHER:** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-canamar-spoiler/157506.md?page=5)