# Enterprise-Carpenter Street spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315 "2003-11-26T03:26:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/61 "2003-12-01T00:19:51Z")
A repeat next week, we need something to do, and you have a stupid secret. Fine. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/62 "2003-12-01T00:29:41Z")
I know what we can do!!! I just need to find 99 white goats annoited with baby oil, and one black one… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/63 "2003-12-01T00:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*equals what? > \*\* Blue salamander eggnog. Was required equation in 3rd grade differential calculus. We called it Diffy Q. Remember that scene in _TNG_ where some 9 yr old was studying Diffy Q? Like they still wouldn’t need to get the basics down first. :rolleyes: Or does evolution over a mere 300 years allow for transference of knowledge allowing grade school kids to grasp complex higher maths at once? I hated that scene and I can’t remember what ep it’s from. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/64 "2003-12-01T00:41:48Z")
I took Differential Equations three times. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/65 "2003-12-01T00:44:09Z")
That kid was probably smart. Jake was doing normal math, IIRC, on DS9. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/66 "2003-12-01T00:57:19Z")
I’m sure you’re right with the DS9 info. But, in that TNG ep, they were trying to show that Diffy Q was a third grade course, not that this one kid was overly bright. As though the human condition had supassed us because of Roddenberry’s Technology Unchained Utopia™. I don’t know why that still annoys me… Thanks for the Cool Thing In The Mail™, **Viva**. I got something for ya. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/67 "2003-12-01T00:57:48Z")
I squeaked by on algebra and geometry and couldn’t go any further. But I can put together task chairs, printer carts and computer workstations; and can program VCRs and stuff. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/68 "2003-12-01T01:00:45Z")
You can program a VCR? :eek: Thou art God. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/69 "2003-12-01T01:04:05Z")
I’m a-fixin’ a fine Shipment for your holiday, NCB. 😉 –“God” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/70 "2003-12-01T01:34:06Z")
G-d does not drop her Gs. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/71 "2003-12-01T01:41:03Z")
But Trip does. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/72 "2003-12-01T01:48:41Z")
Proof that Trip§ is not divine(e). ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/73 "2003-12-01T01:51:04Z")
Can’t prove it by me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/74 "2003-12-01T01:55:36Z")
Well, he eats catfish, which isn’t Kosher. ;j ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/75 "2003-12-01T01:58:24Z")
Prove that I’m not Tripp. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/76 "2003-12-01T01:59:07Z")
“Divine” has a range of meanings. What does catfish taste like? Hairy chicken? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/77 "2003-12-01T02:04:53Z")
I don’t know if Harry is chicken or not. Maybe you could ask Tom Paris or the Delaney twins. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/78 "2003-12-01T03:37:49Z")
My slash says he’s a born submissive. Um… did I just say that? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/79 "2003-12-01T03:42:22Z")
May we continue the conversation with viva, please? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/80 "2003-12-01T06:02:36Z")
I think i dislike Harry Kim more than Wesley. At least Wil Wheaton can be cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315.md?page=5)