# Enterprise-Carpenter Street spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315 "2003-11-26T03:26:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/121 "2003-12-03T18:24:49Z")
She’s gonna eat monkey! Who is the monkey now? **GOT MILK?** ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/122 "2003-12-04T08:11:00Z")
Okay, I think I’m back. What a strange experience. Never handle cordrazine during an ion storm. You wouldn’t believe the trouble you could get into. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/123 "2003-12-04T13:34:31Z")
Were you gone? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/124 "2003-12-04T15:27:26Z")
You didn’t get a tribble pregnant again, did you? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/125 "2003-12-04T19:53:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Okay, I think I’m back. > > \*\* What are you, my governor? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/126 "2003-12-05T02:51:41Z")
OK, the CA governor was recalled, and an act… Oh, I get it! Ha, ha. No more Conan movies, dammit. Robert E. Howard didn’t have no damn reset buttons… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/127 "2003-12-05T04:43:08Z")
Hey!? Where’s my X2 DVD? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/128 "2003-12-05T05:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corner Case \* > \*\*You didn’t get a tribble pregnant again, did you? \*\* Maybe he got Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant…? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/129 "2003-12-05T05:37:33Z")
She doesn’t look like she’d be that much much fun. Now, Ashley Judd. There’s a legs up screamer for you, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/130 "2003-12-05T06:37:34Z")
No, no pregnant tribbles. It wasn’t for lack of trying though. It’s hard finding the appropiate orifices with all that fur in the way. And Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she’d be as fun in bed as a Vulcan four years after pon farr. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/131 "2003-12-05T06:42:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*And Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she’d be as fun in bed as a Vulcan four years after pon farr. \*\* But Gwyneth Paltrow in the fat suit she was wearing in _Shallow Hal_ … grrrrrwww!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/132 "2003-12-05T08:14:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Now, Ashley Judd. There’s a legs up screamer for you, I’m sure. \*\* The problem with her is all those Lefler’s Laws you have to follow to date her. Bathe, clean clothes, _BUY DINNER_??? What am I, some guy with $20 and a bathtub? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/133 "2003-12-05T13:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\* Gwyneth Paltrow \*\* Who is she? The IMDB doesn’t list any Trek films or episodes. What does it mean, “Legs Up Screamer”? I shall have to ask Mother. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/134 "2003-12-05T18:43:56Z")
That means she stands on her head and yells at you in Swedish ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/135 "2003-12-05T19:01:43Z")
She must be _really_ nimble if she can stand on her own head. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/136 "2003-12-05T19:17:58Z")
it’s a detachable head! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/137 "2003-12-05T21:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*it’s a detachable head! \*\* Is that how they are able to give it from one person to another? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/138 "2003-12-05T21:17:42Z")
People in Hollywood are apparently vary generous to be giving head so easy and readily. Maybe its the season. I heard that some fella ate with alacrity just so he could give some more. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/139 "2003-12-05T21:35:52Z")
Wasn’t “present-day” Earth in the Trek Universe in the post-Eugenics Wars ruin? Or did nobody in Detroit even notice? Did this never get mentioned? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315/140 "2003-12-05T22:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by av8rmike \* > \*\*Wasn’t “present-day” Earth in the Trek Universe in the post-Eugenics Wars ruin? Or did nobody in Detroit even notice? Did this never get mentioned? \*\* It was so shocking, that everyone just repressed the memories. That’s why we don’t talk about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-carpenter-street-spoilers/215315.md?page=8)