# Enterprise Catwalk spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466 "2002-12-18T02:06:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/101 "2003-06-17T00:27:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Oh goawd, I went back to work toady. _That_ was a mistake. I’m so weak and slow it took 5 hrs to do two double window installs. A task that normally takes just over two hours. Damn. > > Oh well, I at least know I am capable of it, even if today really sucked. > > What _is_ the opposite of sex? > > Read for yourself in _The National Decliner_™ > > “I have a _Declining_ mind, and I want to know!” \*\* Who are you calling a toady? 😉 Just kidding–I know you are still recovering. Should you be doing that kind of labor yet? There’s a movie called **The Opposite of Sex**. And there are always Cogenitors. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/102 "2003-06-17T00:48:25Z")
Oh, I don’t know. Two Windows installs doesn’t sound too taxing. 2K or XP? 😃 All kidding aside, don’t overdo it **NCB**. I don’t want to see another post by **viva** talking about how you put yourself in the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/103 "2003-06-17T00:53:34Z")
Oh, I don’t know. Two Windows installs doesn’t sound too taxing. 2K or XP? 😃 All kidding aside, don’t overdo it **NCB**. I don’t want to see another post by **viva** talking about how you put yourself in the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/104 "2003-06-17T00:59:02Z")
Oh, I don’t know. Two Windows installs doesn’t sound too taxing. 2K or XP? 😃 All kidding aside, don’t overdo it **NCB**. I don’t want to see another post by **viva** talking about how you put yourself in the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/105 "2003-06-17T01:03:28Z")
I swear, I pushed submit once. OK, who mail ordered the Crewman Daniels time-loop post triplicator? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/106 "2003-06-17T01:09:23Z")
Aw… Mongo straight! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/107 "2003-06-17T01:55:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*I swear, I pushed submit once. > > OK, who mail ordered the Crewman Daniels time-loop post triplicator? \*\* You pushed it once, but on three different control jobbies–like on the transporter. 😉 Or maybe you’re just seeking attention. 😃 But then, aren’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/108 "2003-06-17T03:07:40Z")
Pushed submit once over an eleven minute time window? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/109 "2003-06-17T03:24:20Z")
That’s where the time loop came in. Come on, fess up - who’s been shopping in Crewman Daniels’ TimeMall [sup]TM[/sup] catalog? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/110 "2003-06-17T05:02:19Z")
now there are three **Linus Van Pelt** s, **Linus** ,\*\* Thomas, \*\*and **Thomas**. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/111 "2003-06-17T05:33:18Z")
Hi, I’m Linus, this is my brother Thomas and my other brother Thomas. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/112 "2003-06-17T05:35:28Z")
Whoo! No more girl trouble! You’re on your own now, **Kn\*ckers**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/113 "2003-06-17T05:38:16Z")
Oh, yeah… by the way - I like Thomas better. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/114 "2003-06-17T05:53:03Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Whoo! No more girl trouble! You’re on your own now, \*\*Kn_ckers\*\*. 😃 \*\* No she isn’t. She still has us. 🙂 Hmmm. I think I like him better when he’s miserable… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/115 "2003-06-17T05:57:58Z")
That’s 99% of the time. When I grow up, I’m gonna be the lead singer in a nu-metal band. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/116 "2003-06-17T06:52:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Aw… Mongo straight! \*\* Mr **NCB** , sir, you use your tounge purttier than a 20 dollar whore. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/117 "2003-06-17T12:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*No she isn’t. She still has us. 🙂 > … \*\* Aw, that was so sweet. Thanks! 🙂 Glad to hear the opposite sex isn’t bumming you out anymore, **Aes**! Me, I’m still all befuddled, but I’ll get over it. Maybe. Or else join a convent. Whichever. Kn(getting fitted for a habit)ckers ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/118 "2003-06-17T17:26:08Z")
## Linus’s little brother is named Rerun, after all, so the triplicate makes sense. Anybody up for Shatner reciting “Rocket Man”? [I dare ya!](http://www.otisfodder.com/365days/archive/055.html) ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/119 "2003-06-17T17:50:31Z")
\< **shudder** \> That was truly mind-boggling in its badness. Staggerlingly, achingly, ear-bleedingly bad. However, that’s the first time I’ve ever been able to understand all of the lyrics to that song without having to look them up. I like Elton John, but man does he mumble. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/120 "2003-06-17T18:08:50Z")
You’re a braver man than I am. Sure, I have some questionable tastes in entertainment too, but I don’t go around advertisin’ it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466.md?page=7)