# Enterprise Catwalk spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466 "2002-12-18T02:06:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/121 "2003-06-17T20:31:58Z")
I’d go listen to it, but I just couldn’t do that to my co-workers. It’s just too cruel. Plus, I’m chicken. Kn(Cluck!)ckers ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/122 "2003-06-17T20:40:10Z")
Is it possible to die of boredom? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/123 "2003-06-18T02:31:31Z")
It’s a good thing I’m not threatening suicide. You guys would probably cheer me on. Yeesh. Shut up, **NCB**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/124 "2003-06-18T02:38:28Z")
…and you too, **Linus**. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/125 "2003-06-18T03:18:24Z")
There’s more Shatner here, plus Nimoy, plus Nichelle Nichols screeching the TOS theme song. [Go for it.](http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/) Still bored? Pelvic curls. Pelvic scoops. Inner thigh squeeeeeeeze. What is it about Pilates? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/126 "2003-06-18T03:27:57Z")
WTF? 😕 Damn, boy! What happened on your Dopefest? you know, suicide is the number one killer of certain age groups. trust me, I won’t joke about it… Well, I think we all need something to do! [Pile on!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3578171#post3578171) Ooh, I also figured another good thing about having an emergency hospital visit and a lingering condition… Weight loss! I’m gonna write a book about it and thus get rich again, you’ll see! 🆒 Now. Where the hell are my crayons?! Come on, people! How the f\_c\_ do expect to write that goddamn book with no crayons?! Ah… here they are… _ **Dammit! Where is the green one?!** _ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/127 "2003-06-18T03:30:56Z")
Oh, hi [v]Biba[/v]! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/128 "2003-06-18T03:32:10Z")
Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/129 "2003-06-18T03:32:35Z")
:dubious: I wasn’t saying I was contemplating suicide, only that with the support I get here, it’s a good thing I’m not. (I.e., I was whining. Again. :p) Pay attention to me, damn it! 😛 Blue’s my favorite color. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/130 "2003-06-18T03:39:38Z")
_You’re_ still here? Did you see or touch any monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/131 "2003-06-18T03:42:16Z")
I spanked one and it spit on me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/132 "2003-06-18T03:45:28Z")
You know, either way you look at that, it’s warped. 🙂 Life is good. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/133 "2003-06-18T05:46:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > _ **Dammit! Where is the green one?!** _ :mad: \*\* ::Munch, munch, crunch, crunch:: uh, i don’t know…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/134 "2003-06-18T07:07:59Z")
(Wanders back into the room) Hey, **Tars** , did you know that your tounge is green? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/135 "2003-06-18T12:20:51Z")
a) **Tars** eats crayons? I thought I’d be more surprised to learn that. b) **NCB** : I’m looking forward to that book. If I may suggest a title, I think Me and My Kidneys has a ring to it. Hillary Clinton WISHES she’d called her book that, instead of Me and My Philandering Husband, or whatever it is. c) **viva** ’s links are starting to scare me. Are you feeling okay, Honey, or are you just scraping the bottom of the barrel, ST-related resources-wise? d) **Aesiron** , don’t despair. We love you. Some if the fellas just have trouble expressing that, because of our emotionally repressive society. Blue’s a very nice color, BTW. It’s my second favorite, after green. e) Hi, **Linus**. Sorry, I don’t have any specific comments for you. Maybe later. Love, K\*\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/136 "2003-06-18T17:52:15Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*a) **Tars** eats crayons? I thought I’d be more surprised to learn that. The problem with those green crayons was they weren’t ripe yet! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/137 "2003-06-18T17:55:25Z")
I’ve a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/138 "2003-06-18T18:01:40Z")
I’d beat you within an inch of your life, but i forgot my tape measure! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/139 "2003-06-18T18:08:28Z")
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Wait a min… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/140 "2003-06-18T18:42:25Z")
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