# Enterprise Catwalk spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466 "2002-12-18T02:06:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/141 "2003-06-18T18:54:34Z")
Guess the secret word, win 100 credits! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/142 "2003-06-18T19:23:32Z")
You know how to sell a deaf man a duck? **Wanna buy a duck?** notice I did that in TEAL? Heeee! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/143 "2003-06-18T19:38:39Z")
I have half a mind to grape that post. But I will refrain. Willpower is what separates me from the trolls. That, and the fact that I don’t live under a bridge and threaten billy goats. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/144 "2003-06-18T19:48:09Z")
[More fun things to do!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=191762) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/145 "2003-06-18T19:56:56Z")
Outside a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog it’s too dark to read! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/146 "2003-06-18T22:05:04Z")
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana” [Here’s some more!](http://www.therightside.demon.co.uk/quotes/groucho/) Hi right back atcha, Kn\*ckers… I really don’t have anything else to say, either (but it’s nice to be thought of). ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/147 "2003-06-19T00:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \* > \*\*Catwalk? > > The ship blueprint thingy showed the catwalk under the warp nacelle. There’s two nacelles…shouldn’t there be TWO catwalks? \*\* Apparently there’s a catwalk under each nacelle…they’re concentrating all their personell in one catwalk…putting all their eggs in one basket:rolleyes: . ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/148 "2003-06-19T02:21:16Z")
Oh yeah… this was on again tonight. Did you see it, **AesOfBass**? * * * > [@](#): > > _origianally posted by that big green martian with four forearms_ > > Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog it’s too dark to read! **REPORTED!!** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/149 "2003-06-19T02:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \* > **Apparently there’s a catwalk under each nacelle** I thought it was the structure between the nacelles. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/150 "2003-06-19T03:02:45Z")
Haven’t seen it yet. Been busy. Okay, not really. I’m just addicted to the 'net. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/151 "2003-06-19T04:28:45Z")
Hi, NCB and all…I really wish I could have been here today, but I was hereinstead (turn the sound down if you’re gonna click on it–trust me); playing lots of Mr. Lucky Fortune Cookie and The Price is Right Cliffhangers; enjoying Mom’s birthday free buffet with her; and then watching her be given two MORE free buffets out of the blue because she was the casino mystery winner, and do you think _I_ ever get chosen for such honors? Nooooooo! [sarcasm off] Uhhh…Well, **Kn\*ckers** , I could post much scarier links than I already have. I’ve been holding back! 😉 Hey, did we mention that Solkar was mentioned in this episode? He was also mentioned in ST3: TSFS, as Sarek’s grandfather (“child of Skon, child of Solkar”). Trivia is my specialty. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/152 "2003-06-19T04:33:15Z")
Not that I’m not grateful. And I’m getting birthday buffets of my own there in a few months. You wanna come along and help me eat them? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/153 "2003-06-19T04:34:35Z")
And I’m the Doctor of Love! Call me Doctor Love! [KISS off] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/154 "2003-06-19T04:37:17Z")
Solkar was mentioned? In what context? Don’t tell me I was right in predicting T’Pol is Spock’s great-aunt or something. BERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/155 "2003-06-19T04:38:16Z")
What does Spock need with an aunt? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/156 "2003-06-19T04:39:46Z")
Plomeek soup? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/157 "2003-06-19T04:47:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Solkar was mentioned? In what context? Don’t tell me I was right in predicting T’Pol is Spock’s great-aunt or something. > > BERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! \*\* A female crewmember asks Archer for help with a crossword; the answer is a six-letter word for the first Vulcan ambassador (I think). And Archer answers, “Solkar.” Oh, and you get to see Chef. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/158 "2003-06-19T04:50:24Z")
So diplomacy is a family tradition? Why didn’t Sarek want Spock to follow in his footsteps instead of going to the Vulcan Science Academy then? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/159 "2003-06-19T05:00:08Z")
Hey, **Kn\*ckers** … You want a weird link? Check out this pic of Malcolm Reed looking like he’s just about to admit to gastric distress: [Wow.](http://www.triphammered.com/Extras/QuizMalcolm.html) * * * Yes, that was yet another NCB-style non-sequitur! * * * Ummmmm…I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-catwalk-spoiler/143466/160 "2003-06-19T05:15:02Z")
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