# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/181 "2003-02-26T05:19:06Z")
Chef does 83 people without ever showing his face. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/182 "2003-02-26T06:44:31Z")
Porthos does 83 people’s legs without ever wearing a leash ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/183 "2003-02-27T01:44:08Z")
Daniels does it for hundreds of years. The Panda does it at the drop of a hat. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/184 "2003-02-27T02:36:59Z")
The Panda would do the hat. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/185 "2003-02-27T02:49:26Z")
I would not do it with a hat; I would not do it with a bat. I would not do it a’la panda; I would not do it up we standa. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/186 "2003-02-27T03:00:54Z")
Her lies the body of Anna Marie Died at the age of a hundred and three For fifteen years she kept her virginty Not a bad record for this vicinty * * * yeah, I caught _Jaws_ earlier this week. Gotta love that crazy shark hunter ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/187 "2003-02-27T03:03:59Z")
Dangit NoClue, we had Pandas three in a row. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/188 "2003-02-27T03:12:01Z")
Anna Marie is the Panda’s real name ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/189 "2003-02-27T03:16:25Z")
[Barry Man I Blow] Oh, Panda Well you came and you gave without taking And I sent you away Oh, Panda I really knead you today Oh, Panda… [/Barry Man I Blow] * * * I remember _Enterprise_ Raining methane cold as ice ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/190 "2003-02-27T05:47:48Z")
And all the sailors say Panda, You’re a fine girl What a good wife you would be Phlox does it with all three wives and probably their other husbands too. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/191 "2003-02-27T05:50:09Z")
Panda baby, put another Panda under the tree, for me… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/192 "2003-02-27T05:58:35Z")
Phlox does it with the little critters in his Sick Bay. Trip does it with a hot plasma conduit. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/193 "2003-02-27T06:08:15Z")
Mayweather does it with…who’s Mayweather again? Hoshi does it topless Reed fires his own phaser nightly ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/194 "2003-02-27T07:23:18Z")
Archer never does it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/195 "2003-02-27T13:43:50Z")
Do you think T’Pol likes it Romulan style? Archer always Quantum Leaps just before he gets to get some. That’s why he looks so cranky all the time. [STP] Yeah, here comes the Panda [/STP] ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/196 "2003-02-27T23:55:42Z")
Do you think when Phlox has his O-face he utilizes his weird smile to have an extra goofy O-face? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/197 "2003-02-28T01:22:15Z")
Phlox can do some rather perverse things with his extra-long tongue. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/198 "2003-02-28T01:24:44Z")
You know what they say about aliens with long tongues… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/199 "2003-02-28T01:39:03Z")
Yeah, they have huge plebeetirgyses! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/200 "2003-02-28T01:39:58Z")
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