# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/201 "2003-02-28T01:51:10Z")
Feezil likes the weasel, baby. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/202 "2003-02-28T01:54:56Z")
Phlox likes it in the stocks. Trip likes it from the hip. Reed likes it with some weed. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/203 "2003-02-28T05:23:24Z")
How come when i visualize Neelix’s sex life it is limited to him going to a suit store and getting his inseam measured repeatedly… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/204 "2003-02-28T06:23:48Z")
He probably likes having it measured by Trip’s Annoying Seatmate. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/205 "2003-02-28T13:25:14Z")
The horror…the horror… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/206 "2003-02-28T13:27:50Z")
How much do horrors charge on the east side? Ho cakes! Winkie Dinkie Ho Cakes! Hos gotta eat, too! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/207 "2003-02-28T13:29:54Z")
**Tars** , remember, Neelix was doing a three year old. Kinda creepy, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/208 "2003-02-28T13:36:07Z")
Are we talking about Neelix or Phlox? I’ve never seen them together at the same time… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/209 "2003-02-28T14:03:47Z")
Allow me to just cut in here and scream that Neelix and Phlox ARE BY NO MEANS COMPARABLE!! Neelix is a sappy, vomitous waste of oxygen who should have been kicked into an engine intake at the first opportunity. Phlox is a valuable and skilled crewmember (though he does seem to believe there is such a thing as the “autoimmune system”; see _A Night in Sickbay_), with an actual working sense of humor, and a weird stretchy smile. Ahem. Sorry about the visceral reaction. I’m going to go take my pants off, now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/210 "2003-02-28T14:19:02Z")
And have **YOU** ever seen them together at the same time, Miss Smarty Pants? ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/211 "2003-02-28T14:36:59Z")
Who do you think Phlox’s slug is? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/212 "2003-02-28T14:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*And have **YOU** ever seen them together at the same time, Miss Smarty Pants? \*\* Yeah, but they didn’t know I was watching. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/213 "2003-02-28T15:43:55Z")
Fine. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/214 "2003-02-28T17:11:23Z")
Holy crap this is a long trek thread. You should all be ashamed! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/215 "2003-02-28T17:16:21Z")
I didn’t think Canadians swore. I never hear Captain Kirk swear. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/216 "2003-02-28T17:17:40Z")
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that shame does not exist. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/217 "2003-02-28T17:55:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\* > I never hear Captain Kirk swear. \*\* You would if he had taken too much LDS… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/218 "2003-02-28T18:16:03Z")
Do you like Italian? Yes No Yes No Yes, we love Italian. “You’re half human! Haven’t you got any God Damn feelings about that?!” — Kirk swearing ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/219 "2003-02-28T18:33:10Z")
Fine. (sniff) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/220 "2003-03-01T00:55:48Z")
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