# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/241 "2003-03-04T13:23:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > I think you’ve got two scenes on the brain: \*\* It’s the Time Travel stuff. Get with the program. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/242 "2003-03-04T14:44:40Z")
_WHEEE!!!_ Time tripping is a hoot! Just ask **Aeserion**. :dubious: Oh, and btw, **vivavoom** , I rewrite scense\* as I see fit. [insert smily with tongue sticking out, thumbs in ears , wth hands making moose antler gestures at you] \*scenes… I was too lazy to correct it there. Too much typing. So I just decided to do it as a footnote type of thingy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/243 "2003-03-04T17:27:27Z")
[Just FYI, it’s not always about Star Trek, you know…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3081497#post3081497) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/244 "2003-03-05T23:39:50Z")
I was just watching (a month or so ago) the _Voyager_ episode about the subspace tunnel people, “Mall Rats” was it? Remember? Tuvok had lost his memory because of the weapon used against him? Wait, that was a differnt episode, wasn’t it? The clocked octopi aliens… Anyways, the joke in it about how did the guy survive in the desert with only a calendar in his possesion? Neelix said, “He ate the dates.” Later, after Tuvok had recovered and wasn’t the little kid who really like Neelix anymore, he tells Neelix, “Sundaes.” Neeli:, “Huh?” Tuvok: “It occurs to me, he could have also eaten the sundaes.” Neelix (smiling): “That’s not very logical, is it, Mr. Vulcan?” Tuvok: :dubious: Just musing. Never mind me. Nothing to see here. Move along. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/245 "2003-03-05T23:49:20Z")
^:dubious:^ looks more Vulcan, but he is too white to be tuvok. Such racism. i say we have a million vulcan march on the Reader’s office. and this ^:smack:^ is a vulcan who just got his eye stuck by a andorian antenna. . V . :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/246 "2003-03-05T23:58:59Z")
Vulcans have wings? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/247 "2003-03-06T00:15:15Z")
ears. or giant shoulders. or something. and the andorian should be… . V . :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/248 "2003-03-06T00:16:28Z")
That was my 3000th post? so much for reviving the movie review thread with it… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/249 "2003-03-06T06:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Vulcans have wings? > > 😕 \*\* * * * They do if you drink enough Romulan ale. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/250 "2003-03-06T14:23:08Z")
Anyone else remember _Dark Crystal_\*? Muppet LOTR, basically. As the male and female leads are plummeting down (to their death? hopefully) from off of some cliff or something, the girl muppet grabs the boy muppet and opens her wings and they alight softly on the ground. Boy muppet: “You have wings?!?” Girl muppet: “Of course, silly. I’m a girl.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/251 "2003-03-06T14:36:28Z")
Heee! My vB skills are still intact! I’m the cow god! Bow down to me! **Kn(youandmeandthedevilmakesthree)ckers**, youse gots any verse about why I can’t vB correctly and it comes out kinda funny at times? Pssst! Don’t tell **Aeserion** , [Singularity](http://www.startrek.com/library/ent_episodes/episodes_ent_detail_126400.asp) is the repeat for next week. Are you caught up yet, **Aes**? ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/252 "2003-03-06T16:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > Anyone else remember _Dark Crystal_? > > Muppet LOTR, basically. > > As the male and female leads are plummeting down (to their death? hopefully) from off of some cliff or something, the girl muppet grabs the boy muppet and opens her wings and they alight softly on the ground. > > Boy muppet: “You have wings?!?” > > Girl muppet: “Of course, silly. I’m a girl.” \ Actually, it’s: Jen: “Wings?! I don’t have wings!” Kira: “Of course not. You’re a boy.” \ Calling them muppets really doesn’t do them justice, BTW. Yes, I’m a _Dark Crystal_ fan. I had video disk and VHS versions, and it’s currently the highlight of my DVD collection (at least unless/until _The Last Unicorn_ comes out on DVD). ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/253 "2003-03-06T18:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Kn(youandmeandthedevilmakesthree)ckers**, youse gots any verse about why I can’t vB correctly and it comes out kinda funny at times? There once was a **Boy** with **No Clue** Whose coding came out all askew. He sometimes proclaimed that the Drink should be blamed But he screwed up without drinking, too\*. \*since I don’t actually know **NCB** drinking habits, I can’t swear to this one, but at least it rhymes. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/254 "2003-03-06T18:18:13Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* but at least it rhymes. \*\* That’s what counts. So, what about this not posting at night? Are you like a vampire and when it’s dark you go out and play with the other Living Dead instead of your SD pals? Is kn(\*)ckers a Secret Identity and after work you spend all your time Fighting Crime and doing Super Hero Stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/255 "2003-03-06T18:32:09Z")
**Carni** , honey, you know I can’t reveal my secret identity - that breaks ALL the rules of Superherodom. Oh, wait, if **Kn\*ckers** is my secret identity, I guess I’ve already revealed it. Darn. Per your query, here’s my typical evening to-do list: 1. Go home from work 2. Brood about how much job sucks 3. Eat dinner 4. Watch some kind of crap on TV, and/or engage in one of my many hobbies (such as crime-fighting, skydiving, bellydancing, or attending wild parties at the Playboy Mansion\*). 5. Sleep Totally wild, I know. So you can see that I’m FAR to busy to post in the evening. Which is a lie. If I had the 'net at home, you can bet I’d be here all the time. But alas, I must do without. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/256 "2003-03-06T18:43:04Z")
\*there was no purpose to the Mansion asterisk in my last post. Just thought I’d let you know. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/257 "2003-03-06T18:56:06Z")
The Charles Mansion Asterisk Murders. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/258 "2003-03-06T19:40:01Z")
i missed Singularity due to VCr programming forgetfulness-itis disease. Luckily Phlox gave me an injection of Grondolian ant mucus and Andorian starfish zitjuice, and now i’m good as new! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/259 "2003-03-06T19:52:05Z")
[homer] Mmmmmm… forbidden ant mucus[/homer] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/260 "2003-03-06T21:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Pssst! Don’t tell Aeserion, Singularity is the repeat for next week. > > Are you caught up yet, Aes? Not for the next two or three years, no… including the past two episodes, I’ve seen maybe six episodes of Enterprise. :mad: A pox on UPN’s house! A pox! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=14)