# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/261 "2003-03-07T05:48:15Z")
“Singularity” isn’t so bad…though now that I’ve had a few months to think about it (yeah, I’m slow at times–blame it on my hamster), why the hell isn’t Archer’s chair one of those easily adjustable ones like–you know–ours? Trip has to take it all apart just to fix the height? Good gravy. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/262 "2003-03-07T14:52:59Z")
Maybe they figure, if you’re tough enough to serve in Starfleet, you’re tough enough to have a non-adjustable chair? Oh, that reminds me - Singularity is the infamous “Trip’s hands all over Archer’s seat” episode. How I love a good double entendre! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/263 "2003-03-07T17:03:07Z")
I’ll wax Entendre after Metaphorical and Eloquent. Line 'em up. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/264 "2003-03-07T17:33:02Z")
“No, Entendre, you have to wait… What? Oh… Um… _non, Monsieur Entendre, attendez, sil vou plait. **Monsiur Legume Carnivore** a autre gens pour cirer_.” I think I probably got that French all wrong. It’s been awhile since high school… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/265 "2003-03-07T17:34:25Z")
But it rhymes! I didn’t realize that until the second reading. Yay for rhyming! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/266 "2003-03-08T03:22:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Maybe they figure, if you’re tough enough to serve in Starfleet, you’re tough enough to have a non-adjustable chair? > > Oh, that reminds me - Singularity is the infamous “Trip’s hands all over Archer’s seat” episode. How I love a good double entendre! \*\* * * * 😃 I also remember this as the one where Trip runs a parametric scan of Archer so he can capture every dimple in his ass and every furrow in his brow. What he might have done with such information…well, maybe that’ll be the sequel. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/267 "2003-03-10T03:54:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*But it rhymes! I didn’t realize that until the second reading. Yay for rhyming! \*\* The Poet Trekkiat of The Dope™ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/268 "2003-03-11T07:14:16Z")
Search me…I’ve been searching for the Enterprise Singularity Spoilers thread so I could resurrect it this week for a repeat rebash recritique. Crapped out. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/269 "2003-03-11T07:56:21Z")
[Si(n)gularity](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3113976#post3113976). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/270 "2003-03-11T13:54:56Z")
Spaz ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/271 "2003-03-11T19:17:17Z")
Kahn Noonian Sihngularity? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/272 "2003-03-11T19:52:50Z")
U meen I hafta spel stuf rong to surch for it??? Duhhh… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/273 "2003-03-11T22:44:30Z")
should have just searched for enterprise. there’d only be like three matches for that one…😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/274 "2003-03-12T06:31:48Z")
Well, would you believe…I actually conducted such a search, and it STILL wouldn’t come up! That damn missing letter ruined everything! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/275 "2003-03-12T06:33:38Z")
I searched for “Enterprise Spoilers”. I’m so S M R T, smart. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/276 "2003-03-12T06:42:57Z")
A friend and I often quote Homer Simpson, thus: “I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T–I mean, S-M-A-R-T…” 😃 you just reminded me. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/277 "2003-03-12T06:45:53Z")
I’ve never actually _seen_ the episode… I just stole it from a friend… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/278 "2003-03-12T06:51:19Z")
I’m not even sure which episode this is anymore… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/279 "2003-03-12T06:52:55Z")
What episode? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/280 "2003-03-12T06:54:57Z")
This is going to be the Trek Doper’s equivalent of _What if LotR had been written by someone else?!_, isn’t it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=15)