# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/281 "2003-03-12T06:57:52Z")
Well, LOTR had the ENTS, and we’ve got ENT…OH my God, they’re related!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/282 "2003-03-12T07:02:01Z")
Beam me up, Scotty, son of Snotty, son of Spotty. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/283 "2003-03-12T07:08:54Z")
Good thing you didn’t say Son of Sam(the Hobbit!) Gollum is one of the critters scampering around Phlox’s SickBay, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/284 "2003-03-12T14:06:10Z")
_Gollum_ is the sound T’Pol makes when she swallows. Yes, Vulcans swallow… 😉 I won’t violate **Tars** ’ vision of a virginal (if somewhat sticky) Hoshi. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/285 "2003-03-12T14:19:13Z")
Wow, THAT was dirty. Thanks, **NCB** , now I have to go wash my mind out with soap. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/286 "2003-03-12T14:28:00Z")
Yes. I am _The Nasty Trekker_™ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/287 "2003-03-12T18:35:01Z")
Didn’t that star Lynn Redgrave? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/288 "2003-03-12T23:09:56Z")
Wow! Here’s some interesting news… A new episode of ENT is being aired on American UPN stations tonight. The title is _Unwanted_ and here is the teaser blurb: > [@](#): > > The Enterprise crew runs into a prankster with an amazingly sophisticated AI operated ship. But, a sinister plot is soon suspected as things aboard Enterprise begin to go horribly wrong, with fatal results. [Here is the cite site.](http://greymatter.org/satanichamsterdance/) Strange that they would give such hasty notice. I wonder if we are going to see a Tasha-like ending of a current character? One thing for sure, I’m gonna watch! :dubious: What is up with _Enterprise_? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/289 "2003-03-13T00:05:47Z")
After going to that link, i suddenly have an urge to kill babies and bathe in their blood… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/290 "2003-03-13T01:24:25Z")
Calm down, Tars. Bathing in their blood is a little much. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/291 "2003-03-13T13:58:14Z")
**Vivalostwages** , the link you asked for is in this thread. Just scroll up a bit on page 6. Actually, just three posts up from this one. Cheers! I want to see Elizabeth Smart. They’re interviewing everyone else even remotely involved. Or, if not her, then someone who can definitively recount exactly what happened. I’m glad they found her. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/292 "2003-03-13T18:27:28Z")
Tonight on Enterprise, Tucker is kidnapped and forced to marry a handyman who worked on the construction of Enterprise. Under the newly enacted Prime directive, Archer can do nothing, until he violates it, setting a precedent that the Prime directive ain’t really all that Prime. Guest Starring Optimus Prime as the author of the Prime Directive. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/293 "2003-03-13T20:12:42Z")
They don’t have the Prime Directive yet. Is this one of those time travel things? I _hate_time travel stories… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/294 "2003-03-13T20:55:17Z")
Maybe they finally get around to realizing Archer’s dream of “a system of rules dealing with interactions with other species… some sort of directive… a prime one…” You know, the one he talks about whilst gazing dreamily out his ready-room window. I always expect him to burst into song when he does that. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/295 "2003-03-13T21:32:09Z")
(Oklahoma) “PRIME directive where the rules come bursting from the Feds…” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/296 "2003-03-15T15:31:16Z")
I was supposed to go to the movies last night with some friends, but I got screwed out of it by the time being changed and me not checking my home phone messages and them (yes, giant ants from outer space) not calling my cell phone. Bastards. Anyways, I hung out here on the boards for a while, then met another friend at a local dive of a pool hall near my place for a couple of games. Funny thing about this pool hall… It becomes a Vietnamese disco on the weekend. Apparantly. The juke box seems to have quite of lot of this strange, but kind of interesting music (in addition to the Alt and Classic Rock). Well, I guess I wasn’t in the best of moods. And… I lost every game. So, I came back here (The Dope). Then, another friend called (I didn’t know I had so many). Well, I didn’t want to do a third thing. So she got mad at me. Hmpf! Screw her! Then I thought, “NCB, you dumbass!” Just goes to show you, I truly have no clue! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/297 "2003-03-15T19:51:56Z")
Friends? What’re those? I’m about to go to the movies myself but I go by myself. Anyone seen _Two Week’s Notice_? That’s what I’m going to watch… it’s playing at a second run theatre. Go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=169720&goto=newpost) **NCB**. It’s a topic I’m sure you’d enjoy. Plus I gots a message for you there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/298 "2003-03-16T00:50:28Z")
Ooh… you’re in trouble now. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/299 "2003-03-16T00:52:50Z")
Two posts after this is # 300!! A new record for _Enterprise_ threads. Who wants it? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/300 "2003-03-16T02:43:25Z")
I want it BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. (badly) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=16)