# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/321 "2003-03-17T06:03:39Z")
The money was too good. I got stupid. Uh, Mal? Can I come in now? Thanks, Aes. I think. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/322 "2003-03-17T06:09:16Z")
😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/323 "2003-03-17T06:11:07Z")
I think it’s **Jayne** , by the way. Pick pick pick! (I’ll bet NCB’s glad he’s not the sole recipient of my picking-on the way he used to be.) Just don’t call me “Janeway” and we’ll keep getting along. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/324 "2003-03-17T06:15:02Z")
Just to be 100% certain, I just checked. It’s **Jane**. You don’t have a clue do you? 😃 **NoClueGirl**! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/325 "2003-03-17T06:17:26Z")
Are you certain? CITE?! Squeezing my name into NCB’s is like **Brundlefly**! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/326 "2003-03-17T13:14:58Z")
Thanks for the whale meat, **Viva**. How much do I owe you? I have PayPal and BillPoint. Funny, whale tastes a lot like… Flipper! I like Orca better. And it’s _ **Jane** _… Now… give me the name of the girl with Peter. (No **Carni** , not he/shes!) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/327 "2003-03-17T14:34:57Z")
_WHO’S_ Jane? God, I’m confused. But I’m not going back to read the previous page and try to figure out where all this sprang from, so there. **NCB** : Ever tried spotted owl? It’s a lot like… … wait for it… … Chicken. C’mon, you knew it was coming. Gimme a break. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/328 "2003-03-17T15:15:01Z")
I’m not chicken. I can take it. What is spotted owl like? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/329 "2003-03-17T15:41:52Z")
Turtle. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/330 "2003-03-17T15:59:08Z")
I saw them on Animal Planet. Aligator snappers. Ugly SOBs. No wonder they call Klingons “Turtle Heads”. But no to there face. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/331 "2003-03-17T16:00:23Z")
But not to their spell checker. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/332 "2003-03-17T17:13:10Z")
**Aligator Snapper** [sneaking up behind Klingon]: You are a “Turtle Head!” **Klingon** [wheeling around violently]: What did you say, weakling?! Tell me to my face! **Aligator Snapper** : Err… Ummm… I… No! To there face! **Klingon** : What? **Aligator Snapper** : No, to there face! **Klingon** : You speak nonsense, and therefor must die. [Klingon cleaves Aligator Snapper a mighty blow about the head and neck, sending him careening against the wall, a pulpy mass of torn flesh and splintered bone]. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/333 "2003-03-17T18:38:09Z")
Maybe if that was a baby alligator snapper. They weigh 200 lbs and kill and eat whatever they want in the swamp. You (or a Klingon) couldn’ hurt them with a Mack truck. [http://www.turtleman.com/turtle4.html](http://www.turtleman.com/turtle4.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/334 "2003-03-17T19:30:08Z")
Well, yeah, if it’s got 2 "L"s, **carni** , but my snapper only had one. And everyone knows all their strength comes from the second L. It’s too bad I’ve lost my mind, though… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/335 "2003-03-17T19:56:52Z")
That is actually a picture of Worf’s foster parent changng his diaper, with no l’s. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/336 "2003-03-17T22:02:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*_WHO’S_ Jane? God, I’m confused. But I’m not going back to read the previous page and try to figure out where all this sprang from, so there. > > SNIP \*\* * * * I know where it came from but I know not where this thread has gone. Jane/Jayne/Whatever the hell his name is was Adam Baldwin’s character on **Firefly**. He was a muscular oaf and funny as hell, though I wouldn’t have him on the good ship **viva**. He couldn’t be trusted not to sell you out in two seconds. I have NO CLUE about NCB’s ravings regarding whale meat. Or alligators. Or chicken. Or pineapple and pecans. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/337 "2003-03-17T22:15:07Z")
I’ve never seen _Firefly_ so that’s a negative. Your clues are **pequino** , **trees** , **Ender** , **Olhado** , **Peter** , and **Jane**. Cue the _Jeopardy_ theme song. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/338 "2003-03-17T22:16:59Z")
Well, then, could I have spelled it correctly after all? 😉 Um…“What is Whoopi Goldberg?” I’ll take a clue for $800, Alex. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/339 "2003-03-17T22:21:18Z")
Maybe you wouldn’t make such a good Jane after all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/340 "2003-03-17T22:25:25Z")
I am LOOOST…INNNNN…SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! _Your_ space, that is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=18)