# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/381 "2003-03-20T21:31:22Z")
Cannibal! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/382 "2003-03-20T22:02:49Z")
I feel so cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/383 "2003-03-20T22:33:29Z")
There was some bamboo in dinner two nights ago… What’s up with these pseudobears eating only one type of plant? Koalas’ got eucalyptus and Pandas’ got bamboo. Get some variety, pseudobearpeople! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/384 "2003-03-20T23:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*What, you mean to imply that no Decon scene was necessary in the lightbulb changing scenario? That is so bogus. > > The panda and I are disgruntled. \*\* * * * How come there’s no such thing as being just plain “gruntled” ? :eek: Holy omission! I need my brain conduits scrubbed. Can’t believe I forgot the obligatory decon. Too many reruns…Need new infusion o’ Trek… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/385 "2003-03-21T00:32:04Z")
Infusion O’ Trek Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/386 "2003-03-21T01:00:20Z")
Irish band? “Top o’ the morning to ya! Today we will sing the Song O’ Spock!” \*Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho! There once was a vulcan named Spock… and he never wore a smock… he drank lots o’ Guiness and could really throw a rock! Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho! That rock was the Blarney stone And it wasn’t a giant skone through it he went back in time, And helped kill a Collins named Joan! Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho! Oh, his crazy Vulcan blood is green and so is something else (if you know what i mean) And the…what the??? give me my beer, you drink theifing Panda! I’ll sick my Leprecaun on you, they’ll be no pot o’ gold at the end of your rainbow, just a world of pain! Get back here!!!\* Announcer: Uhh, that was Infusion O’ Trek, everybody. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/387 "2003-03-21T03:33:04Z")
**Tars** , you are going platinum! I think it’s high time for a Trek Doper Songbook. We’ve already got this ditty plus **Aesiron’s** Sisko tune. I’m sure there are others backed up in our threads somewhere. NCB’s meditations on Goo, for example. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/388 "2003-03-21T05:09:09Z")
now go see my songs by Little Richard and the Beatles over in the Vanishing Point thread ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/389 "2003-03-21T14:46:33Z")
Well, go start a Song’s O’Trek thread, then, **viva** - I’d do it myself, but… well, I’m feeling kinda apathetic, right now. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/390 "2003-03-22T02:11:46Z")
**Song for Kn\*ckers:** I’m apathetic And I don’t care! And, uh, um… I don’t feel like singing anymore. (I completely grok it, believe me.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/391 "2003-03-22T02:21:10Z")
Congrats, viva! You have captured the Spirit of Kn(\*)ckers. I commend you. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/392 "2003-03-22T02:25:40Z")
Thanks, 'plant! I’m gonna add that one to the Doper Trek Song Thread just as a bonus. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/393 "2003-03-23T01:14:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*GOO! \*\* * * * FYI, I just had a three hour massage therapy course today. I oiled. I lotioned. I kneaded. I tapped. I stretched. I stroked. I created friction and heat. It was positively GOOEY. And it was the closest I’ve ever gotten to real Decon action. Sadly, it was all gals. We sure missed you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/394 "2003-03-23T01:26:23Z")
Dammit!!! You saw me online and just had to post, knowing i had nothing to do tonight!!! My close friends all went camping… I had to finish a job yesterday, so I was gonna go join them today. But then my new computer came (eBay is marvy fab, let me tell ya) and I thought, “Why not go buy a new VCR, too?” so, I did. Now, I’m playing with my toys, watching Gnzaga and Arizona play, and slowly getting buzzed drinking _Side Pocket High Gravity Ale_™ (8.5% alcohol by volume…it’s like a boilermaker in a can) I’m sorry, what was the question? Oh yeah, GOO! I’ve got the decon setup for ya, **VivaCanYouHearMyHeartBeat?** bay-bee. Just give me a minute to pop in _Moments In Love_ by Art of Noise and we’ll shoot a scene that will never show on _any_ Star Trek. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/395 "2003-03-23T02:13:36Z")
Not even the _Naked Hoshi_ series proposed by **Tars** and me? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/396 "2003-03-23T02:24:49Z")
“Marvy fab”? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/397 "2003-03-23T02:27:18Z")
Marvelous and fabulous, I guess. It’s best not to think too hard about what the **CluelessBoy** post. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/398 "2003-03-23T02:33:16Z")
**Aes** , just maybe… It _is_ NC-17, right? (I know, NCc-1701) “marvy fab” = marvelous and fabulous. Sheesh. Where were you during the 60s? Don’t you remember Dobie Gillis? Der… **Aes** got it right. der… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/399 "2003-03-23T03:17:14Z")
Well, I remember Zelda… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/400 "2003-03-24T02:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*SNIP > > Der… > SNIP > > der… \*\* * * * We don’t get much “der” these days. Or “doy” for that matter. Mostly “duh.” Or the occasional “Dah-yeee.” Or were you trying to say something in German? 😉 Sorry I haven’t been able to do my late-night barrages…I was out of commission the last two nights, engaged in something that seriously requires real decon, all jokes aside. Anyway…I’m back, baybeez! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=21)