# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/421 "2003-03-25T07:11:10Z")
Orian Slave Girls Want You! The thread you subscribed to: “Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers” has a new post. [New post # 2X10 to the power of 1999877362555.31](http://www.hiviva!.com) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/422 "2003-03-25T13:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*-------------------------------------------------- > What, did you think he subconsciously meant Hot Tars? 😃 > \*\* Aw, Mongo straight! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/423 "2003-03-25T13:34:50Z")
Howard Johnson’s right! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/424 "2003-03-25T13:38:32Z")
Blow it out your ass, Howard. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/425 "2003-03-25T13:47:17Z")
He hit Buddy! Get him, girls! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/426 "2003-03-25T22:35:21Z")
😕 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/427 "2003-03-25T22:41:40Z")
_Blazing Saddles_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/428 "2003-03-25T23:06:53Z")
“…you’re doing the French Mistake!” ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/429 "2003-03-26T00:49:03Z")
**"Kn\*ckers, this is your last warning before we call the police - stop stalking George Stephanopoulos."** rofl. I don’t know, Kn\*ckers, maybe that last one wasn’t spam. Poor George Stephanopoulos 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/430 "2003-03-26T01:52:16Z")
“'Scuse me while I whip this out.” my PHASER, you naughties. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/431 "2003-03-26T01:53:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Orian Slave Girls Want You! > > The thread you subscribed to: “Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers” has a new post. [New post # 2X10 to the power of 1999877362555.31](http://www.hiviva!.com) \*\* * * * Q. How do you make a moron waste time? A. Get them to click on a link to a site that doesn’t exist! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/432 "2003-03-26T03:33:41Z")
Where all the white Klingons at? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/433 "2003-03-26T04:31:23Z")
Hey! Someone gonna pull up [this](http://www.startrek.com/library/ent_episodes/episodes_ent_detail_126609.asp) episode’s thread? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/434 "2003-03-26T05:17:27Z")
Is “pulling on” a thread as bad as 'jacking it? 😃 The “Precious Cargo” thread is somewhere in the CS forum…Must have fallen down to page 2 or 3 by now, but it was just up yesterday. I supposed you want me to go and bump it now. Sheet, do I have to do everything? Okay, I will! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/435 "2003-03-26T06:33:11Z")
“Porthos only pawn in game of water polo.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/436 "2003-03-26T11:52:59Z")
_Prawn_… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/437 "2003-03-26T18:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Optihut \* > \ ***_"Kn_ckers, this is your last warning before we call the police - stop stalking George Stephanopoulos."** > > rofl. > > I don’t know, Kn\*ckers, maybe that last one wasn’t spam. Poor George Stephanopoulos 😉 \*\* Oh. Well, I just replied with “Unsubscribe” in the subject line, then deleted it… Now I suppose you’re going to tell me that those “Quit stealing my cats!” messages my neighbor sends me aren’t just stupid chain letter forwards. And welcome to the SDMB, **OptiHut**! Have a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/438 "2003-03-27T02:33:14Z")
kn(\*)ckers, could you steal some of Mrs. Plant’s dogs? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/439 "2003-03-27T05:32:39Z")
I’m surprised you didn’t just eat them. What with the carnivorousnes and all. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/440 "2003-03-27T06:48:52Z")
INT. CAPTAIN’S MESS Archer sits alone at the table. Still visibly upset about the recent Spotted Dick incident, Chef enters with a covered tray, takes the lid off and sets the sausage links in front of Archer. Archer (furrows brow, looks pensively at plate\*): This smells funny. What kind of meat is this? Chef: A new kind, Captain. Archer: But we haven’t been to any new planets lately–at least, not any with meat available. Did something go wrong with the protein resequencer? Chef: No, sir. Nothing. I didn’t even use that device. This is from scratch. Archer furrows at the plate again. Archer: Umm, could I maybe have a salad instead? Chef: Sorry, sir. No salad left. By the way, Captain, did you ever see the 1989 movie **The War of The Roses**? Archer’s eyes widen. Archer: Yes. Why do you ask…Oh, Chef…no…You didn’t… Chef leans in close. Chef: Woof. * * * \*per Carni’s previous instructions about writing Archer scenes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=23)