# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/461 "2003-03-28T18:02:41Z")
Well, you see… it all started when my daddy left me… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/462 "2003-03-28T18:08:54Z")
And feeling your Mother responsible, and unable to blame her, you blamed the Freudian Mother Figure Janeway. You were quite happy when Voyager ended, but since she symbolizes Mother, you feel guilty over enjoying Janeway’s demise: thus the headaches. I want you to go and see Star Trek: Nemisis again and cheer whenever Admiral Janeway appears. Please pay the nurse on your way out. Remember, if you don’t pay, you don’t get beter. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/463 "2003-03-28T18:25:11Z")
Well, no… I was going to say that he left me at home to go get some french vanilla ice cream and came back three hours later with raspberry frozen yogurt. I’ve yet to forgive him. I _hate_ raspberries. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/464 "2003-03-28T19:45:45Z")
Of course you hate raspberries. Your Mother and all. We understand. Tars, Kn(psychotherapy)kers, viva? Group hug? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/465 "2003-03-28T20:08:29Z")
_sniff_ Do you take gold pressed latinum? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/466 "2003-03-28T20:48:26Z")
[] Of course. [/] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/467 "2003-03-28T20:57:31Z")
Okay, **NCB** will be along shortly with three bricks then. _okayottagobye!_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/468 "2003-03-28T21:17:05Z")
Thank you for reccomending us to your friends. Remember, Mental Health is…well, someting. It’s certainly something. And we have it for a pri…nominal fee. Thank you and have a wonderful day! []Ching![/] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/469 "2003-03-28T21:35:02Z")
Huh? Nonono… **NCB** will be paying for my visitation. (Oh yes you will. I have pictures! You don’t want **Viva** seein’ these, do you?) You think you could cure him for only three bricks?! HA! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/470 "2003-03-28T23:39:03Z")
Just how much is your mental health worth, schmuck? Ahem. Remember, if you don’t pay, you don’t get better. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/471 "2003-03-29T06:55:57Z")
Ferengi = HMOs Despite the pain, do headaches not add a certain clarity to things, **Aes**? Group hug…Let us release all of our poisons and begin the healing process…Counselor Troi need not be present for any of this, but one of the guys will probably be cravin’ her anyway. It’s Friday night and these Boards aren’t exactly jumping…Is anybody here for me to play with? Oh, jeebus, what am I doing plunking around here on a Friday night?? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/472 "2003-03-29T06:56:02Z")
Ferengi = HMOs Despite the pain, do headaches not add a certain clarity to things, **Aes**? Group hug…Let us release all of our poisons and begin the healing process…Counselor Troi need not be present for any of this, but one of the guys will probably be cravin’ her anyway. It’s Friday night and these Boards aren’t exactly jumping…Is anybody here for me to play with? Oh, jeebus, what am I doing plunking around here on a Friday night?? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/473 "2003-03-29T07:15:05Z")
I’m here but I’ve been tied up in MSN with a cute girl. I’ve been trying to convince her she needs some decon. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/474 "2003-03-29T07:17:37Z")
Speaking of which, I don’t need your help anymore, **Carni**. Panda is the cure for all that ails you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/475 "2003-03-29T14:30:25Z")
A Friendly Reminder. Did you forget your mental health bill? Do you want to grow up to be Hannibal Lecter? Don’t you know that your friends all laugh at you behind your back and call you crazy? You need to get your mental shit together, and the only way you can do that is to pony up. Remember, If You Don’t Pay, You Don’t Get Better. Please note that three strips of latinum has been added as interest. -Your Mental Health Profeshunal. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/476 "2003-03-29T21:38:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I’m here but I’ve been tied up in MSN with a cute girl. I’ve been trying to convince her she needs some decon. 😃 \*\* Are you sure it ws a cute girl? Maybe it was **Dr. Sigmund Carni** playing with you. Think about it! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/477 "2003-03-29T21:51:11Z")
How do _you_ feel about your Mother, NoClue? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/478 "2003-03-29T22:03:48Z")
She was a Q ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/479 "2003-03-29T22:22:39Z")
This is going to take a lot of work. Do you have a credit card? Would you like to set up an account? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/480 "2003-03-30T22:42:40Z")
So, did we all get lives over this weekend or somethin’? I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to sign on about an hour and a half ago and have no thread subscription emails from the Dope in my inbox. Myself, I spent most of the weekend talking to the aforementioned girl. Never convinced her that she needed decon but had a lot of fun trying nevertheless. Now I’m about to go to my Pops’ house to watch WrestleMania. Yeah, yeah… I’m a wrestling fan in addition to being a Trekker. Doubly cursed, I know. Double the fun too, though… ‘member that Voyager episode with the Rock? Tsunatke or somethin’… you got to see Seven lay the smackdown on his candyass. I feel so dirty for saying smackdown and candyass. Now _I_ need decon. Speaking of decon… **Viva** , tomorrow’s your two year SDMB anniversary; congratulations! Do you like my **NCB** impression? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=25)