# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/481 "2003-03-31T00:07:37Z")
A classic case of split-personality. Expensive, I might add. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/482 "2003-03-31T01:27:39Z")
Well, I was around the Dope for little bits most of the weekend, but I missed most of the night stuff because of having things to do. Damn real life. Today, we had an open house / tourney watching thingy at a freind’s down the way. After OU lost, we went outside 'cause it’s just so damn pretty and played with all the kiddoes and stuff. Then, us guys (and one nicely squeezable girl. YUM!) (damn) decided to play some football. I got hit in the face with the ball and now my left eye/cheek area is bruised and sore. Cool. I spent almost all day Sat with the fun-ly grab-able girl and I think something may be coming from all this association we’ve been having lately. Even with the probs I had last week, it looks like she could be my next ex girlfriend. Damn. Tonight’s Simpsons is kind of stupid. Though I really like _Starry Starry Night_. She told me to call her later. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/483 "2003-03-31T03:12:53Z")
You had me fooled for a minute there, **Aesiron**. Good one! I had no life but apparently everyone else did, 'cuz there wasn’t anyone on last night for me to torment. But just think…in a few more nights we’ll be back to pounding on ENT. What fun! They’ve got at least five new eps coming, plus one or two more to finish out the season. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/484 "2003-03-31T03:50:10Z")
NTERPRISE 3/19/03 35R Vanishing Point 3/26/03 36R Precious Cargo I tried to come up with some funny stuff…“The Breach” and blue underwear cries for attention…“The Crossing” and slash fiction…but I just can’t do it. Herewith, the Enterprise schedule: 4/02/03 43 The Crossing 4/09/03 44 Judgement 4/16/03 45 Horizon 4/23/03 46 The Breach 4/30/03 47 Cogenitor 5/07/03 48 Regeneration 5/14/03 49 First Flight 5/14/03 50 Bounty [9:00 pm ET/PT] TBA The Expanse ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/485 "2003-03-31T04:00:09Z")
Herewith, (Therewith?) really crummy cut and paste. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/486 "2003-03-31T04:34:55Z")
Cut and Shoot is a town in Texas ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/487 "2003-03-31T06:12:05Z")
I always thought Truth or Consequences, New Mexico sounded cool. My dad’s from Ducktown, Tennessee. I’m ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/488 "2003-03-31T06:20:32Z")
Crap, can’t edit my post and I forgot to add that WrestleMania was as chockful of Panda as an Enterprise marathon. Miller Lite Catfight girls! A playboy centerfold! Stacy Kiebler! Fighting! On a bed! In their bras! Goo. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/489 "2003-03-31T14:57:52Z")
Well, I was going to write a little ENT/WrestleMania crossover joke, here, but I don’t know much about wrestling, except that it involves a lot of huge, sweaty men in little underpants posturing and throwing each other around in a most homoerotic manner. So it’s basically the same thing as Enterprise to start with. No crossing-over needed. Mmm, underpants. Kn(surprisingly NOT a wrestling fan)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/490 "2003-03-31T15:13:45Z")
My Father of Blessed Memory used to do the TV remote for wrestling. He watched Gorgeous George and whoever try and kill each other and then put their stuff in the same suitcase and sit together on the bus to Memphis and the next bout. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/491 "2003-03-31T19:39:53Z")
Gorgeous George? That was way back when… you must be _old_, **Carni**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/492 "2003-03-31T19:52:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*you must be _old_, **Carni**. 😛 \*\* And ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/493 "2003-03-31T19:56:07Z")
You sure _you_ don’t need to lay down on your couch? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/494 "2003-03-31T20:27:47Z")
That’s against the Hippocratic oath. Besides, I can’t afford myself. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/495 "2003-03-31T23:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You sure _you_ don’t need to lay down on your couch? \*\* * * * **Lie** down. Lie. Lie! _Lie!!!_ Down, I say! * * * **Cool** and **Bagdad** are both in California. I wish I had some puh-kahn pie. I wouldn’t LIE. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/496 "2003-04-01T00:36:23Z")
Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Lizards taste just like snakes Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Have a Iguana marinate in salt and beer Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Cook’n me up some grub (Everybody!) Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Have a Iguana Lizards taste just like snakes ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/497 "2003-04-01T01:24:23Z")
Did you bring enough for everyone, NCB? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/498 "2003-04-01T03:56:39Z")
[Weeble] Yes. [/Weeble] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/499 "2003-04-01T04:12:50Z")
I think I’m going to go _ **lay** _ down in an hour or two. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/500 "2003-04-01T07:08:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I think I’m going to go _ **lay** _ down in an hour or two. 😃 \*\* * * * [screams in ST2Kirkmode] **Aeeeessssiiirrrroooonnnnnn!** You’d better lie low, 'cause I’ll be lying in wait for you when you get up! of course, I have only your best interests in mind. Isn’t that what “they” always say? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=26)