# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/501 "2003-04-01T07:12:07Z")
I like to **lay** in bed and eat **Lays** potato chips while wearing a **lei**. How 'bout you? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/502 "2003-04-01T07:13:39Z")
I \*\*lie \*\* like a rug. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/503 "2003-04-01T07:14:47Z")
Shag? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/504 "2003-04-01T07:17:42Z")
My pathetic double entendre just made me realize I passed up the oppurtunity of a lifetime to ride you [:D] for your “[screams in ST2Kirkmode]Aeeeessssiiirrrroooonnnnnn!” comment. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/505 "2003-04-01T07:18:02Z")
## Naughty, naughty…Is that you, NCB? You Vulcan **Lyre!** ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/506 "2003-04-01T07:20:19Z")
Yes… yes, it was. Make him wash his mouth out with **lye**. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/507 "2003-04-01T07:28:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*My pathetic double entendre just made me realize I passed up the oppurtunity of a lifetime to ride you [:D] for your “[screams in ST2Kirkmode]Aeeeessssiiirrrroooonnnnnn!” comment. ☹ \*\* * * * ## You…you don’t like ST2??? Have I offended thee? In **layman’s** terms…My work never ends. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/508 "2003-04-01T07:33:58Z")
Your post **belies** \* the intent of my words. \*I’m grasping at straws here. I’m not even sure if what I said is what I meant. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/509 "2003-04-01T07:39:06Z")
I’m feeling too LAYZEE to run for a dictionary. 😃 Are we still alLIES? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/510 "2003-04-01T07:42:13Z")
500-plus posts for an Enterprise has to be some kind of record. Well, reruns will do that to you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/511 "2003-04-01T07:42:31Z")
Allow me to al **lay** your fears by assuring you that we are. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/512 "2003-04-01T07:43:26Z")
An Enterprise _thread_. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/513 "2003-04-01T07:46:25Z")
El-Lay is about an hour away. Bedtime beckons sooner than that…I shall have to make my bed and lie in it–no, no–lie in it, mess it up, then make it again. Or not. Why bother at all? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/514 "2003-04-01T07:46:28Z")
Are you _sure_ you’re an English professor? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/515 "2003-04-01T07:47:47Z")
Perfesser? Nah…It’s just a nasty rumor that’s been going on for 13 years. I am a nutty professor. And occasionally an absent-minded one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/516 "2003-04-01T07:47:59Z")
I de **lay** ed my post too long! You snuck another post in! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/517 "2003-04-01T07:48:58Z")
**Sneaked** it in. Whaaa-ha–ha–ha–maniacal laughter–ha ha ha ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/518 "2003-04-01T07:50:29Z")
We’re just running thread re **lays** here, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/519 "2003-04-01T07:53:15Z")
No… no, you can’t get away. From hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/520 "2003-04-01T07:53:16Z")
Isn’t it past someone’s bedtime?? Oh yeah, mine. [old folks’ voice]I’m gettin’ up there, sonny.[/old folks’ voice] See ya…Someone else can dredge up that “Crossing” thread when it’s time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=27)