# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/521 "2003-04-01T07:54:46Z")
I’m _laughing_ at the superior intellect. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/522 "2003-04-01T07:55:38Z")
You had to just post that last time and ruin my parting shot, didn’t you? Didn’t you?! AAAAAAGH! I shall have my revenge! It’s a dish best served cold, don’tchaknow? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/523 "2003-04-01T17:55:03Z")
Wow, it’s like the party’s wound up and everybody’s gone home, but there’s still two hangers-on sitting on the couch pretending to argue, while in actuality each of them is waiting for the other to tip their hand about whether this is just an argument or they’re really flirting desperately but not very effectively with one another and would happily dash back to the guest room to grapple sweatily if they’d only get a clear signal from the other one. Don’t mind me, just gettin’ my coat. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/524 "2003-04-01T21:19:07Z")
Hm… you wouldn’t happen to be part Betazoid, would you? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/525 "2003-04-02T01:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Wow, it’s like the party’s wound up and everybody’s gone home, but there’s still two hangers-on sitting on the couch pretending to argue, while in actuality each of them is waiting for the other to tip their hand about whether this is just an argument or they’re really flirting desperately but not very effectively with one another and would happily dash back to the guest room to grapple sweatily if they’d only get a clear signal from the other one. > > Don’t mind me, just gettin’ my coat. Carry on. \*\* * * * Carry on? What do you think we’ve been doing all this time? We really just wanted to make this thing run over 500 posts. And I am trying to beat some grammatical sense into SOME PEOPLE’S heads. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/526 "2003-04-02T02:34:23Z")
I didn’t tape the Enterprise feed today, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/527 "2003-04-02T03:05:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*I didn’t tape the Enterprise feed today, dammit. \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/528 "2003-04-02T03:25:21Z")
Holy crap. Is there actually a new episode? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/529 "2003-04-02T03:29:40Z")
Yes… It’s about… _ **Space Ghost!** _ _Boo!_ ;j ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/530 "2003-04-02T03:39:43Z")
You’re not kidding. From [startrek.com](http://startrek.com): > [@](#): > > Synopsis: > > Enterprise is swallowed by an otherworldly vessel occupied by noncorporeal creatures who invade the bodies of crew members and trade consciousnesses with them. Oh for the love of Porthos. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/531 "2003-04-02T03:48:49Z")
Yes I am not a liar lie-er lye-er lyre laaiy-er spooky action at a distance Spooky Spock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock (can you tell I’m a _Calvin and Hobbes_ fan?) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/532 "2003-04-02T04:11:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Carry on? What do you think we’ve been doing all this time? We really just wanted to make this thing run over 500 posts. And I am trying to beat some grammatical sense into SOME PEOPLE’S heads. 😛 \*\* 1. Five hundred more! 2. You mean we weren’t flirting? _Damn_. ☹ 3. Is it proper to start a sentence with _and_? 4. This new episode sounds horrid. Like “Spock’s Brain” redux or something. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/533 "2003-04-02T04:20:53Z")
1. A suffusion of yellow. 2. Spanish Influenza 3. Trotsky. Or the number 24. Or blue, if this is Tuesday. 4)[Sinatra] To Panda… The unpandarable panding… [/Sinatra] Does that answer your questions? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/534 "2003-04-02T04:22:54Z")
Forty-two. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/535 "2003-04-02T04:24:01Z")
To business! _clink_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/536 "2003-04-02T06:10:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*1) Five hundred more! > > 1. You mean we weren’t flirting? _Damn_. ☹ > > 2. Is it proper to start a sentence with _and_? > > 3. This new episode sounds horrid. Like “Spock’s Brain” redux or something. \*\* * * * 1. Okay…but there is a “Crossing” Thread now. 2. Just because I didn’t mention it doesn’t mean we weren’t. Ya follow that? 3. Proper, Schmoper. It’s done all the time. 4. Give it a chance! Let’s just wait and see… NCB: your location should say: wearing a smirk. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/537 "2003-04-02T06:14:43Z")
1. I’ll never let this thread die. _Never!_ 2. 😃 3. So’s saying “I’m going to go **lay** down”. 😛 4. I will, assuming basketball’s finally over with. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/538 "2003-04-02T13:56:00Z")
1: Tell me **lays** , tell me sweet little **lays** … 2: All **lays** and jests, still a man hears that he wants a beer, and disregards the breasts… **Lay, la-lay. Lay la-lay lay lay la-lay, lay-la lay. Lay la-lay lay lay lay lay, la-la-lay lay lay.** \* 3: Take. These broken wings. And learn to f **lay** again, learn to live so free… 4: Is this where I say hi to **Opal**? Oh, damn, my list’s too long. \*I know I got those lyrics all wrong, but my version’s just so darn funny. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/539 "2003-04-02T14:00:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Holy crap. Is there actually a new episode? \*\* Yes, and now I have to watch it with commercials and you…people. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/540 "2003-04-02T14:37:28Z")
Yeah, Dog forbid you have to watch Enterprise with such lowly creatures as the rest of us US-broadcast vermin… Eww. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=28)