# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/601 "2003-04-14T14:02:06Z")
Is it hot in here, or is it just the colossal calamari fresh out of the fryer? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/602 "2003-04-14T20:38:55Z")
You ninny! You made it go 13 pages now! AAAAUUUURRRGGGHHH!!! _bites my own eyes out due to superstition_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/603 "2003-04-14T21:11:10Z")
Not to worry. This is the 12th page. Computer tech types and Canadians count the first page as the zero page. All is well. Nothing to see here, move along. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/604 "2003-04-14T21:27:09Z")
Would someone please read to me what he just posted? I can’t see now, having bitten my own eyes out and all… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/605 "2003-04-14T21:32:01Z")
Sorry, too busy sweating to read. I hate hot weather. Hey, Wearia… it’s cold in Adanac, right? Have a room for rent? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/606 "2003-04-14T22:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Not to worry. > This is the 12th page. > Computer tech types and Canadians count the first page as the zero page. > All is well. > Nothing to see here, move along. \*\* yeah, well the end of the millenium was in 1999, not 2000! Cuz i say so, that’s why! I’m never rong! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/607 "2003-04-14T22:59:01Z")
The US Naval observatory said it was 2000, and the US Navy is never wrong. Well, except the Gulf of Tonkin. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/608 "2003-04-15T04:16:47Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Oh yeah, Kn_ckers… Big sloppy kisses on your neck and a little bit of ear lobe biting, too… \*\* * * * NCB the Ferengi is giving K “umauks,” AKA Ferengigasms. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/609 "2003-04-15T04:19:09Z")
It’s oomax. Pick, pick, pick! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/610 "2003-04-15T05:52:54Z")
Not oomaks? Can you prove it? Cite, please? Linkie no workie? (Nag, nag, nag.) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/611 "2003-04-15T05:58:13Z")
here ya go! [link](http://www.planetspace.de/startrek/library/library.php?lib=Oomox) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/612 "2003-04-15T05:59:29Z")
I’m just kidding, [here](http://www.geocities.com/sage_jock/Writing/strengthweakness.html) is the correct link! > [@](#): > > Sub-goblins also come in different forms. The most common is the Oomox, the normal yellow-furred ones. They are the basic form of Sub-goblins that you’ll find ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/613 "2003-04-15T06:00:37Z")
and finally a [real](http://www.dreamwater.net/tech/nx01/O.htm) link so you don’t kill me… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/614 "2003-04-15T06:01:18Z")
Thanks, T…But they spell it just a bit differently. How are we to know which one is correct? What if none of them is right? Where is the mediator? How will I get any sleep if I keep thinking about it all night? Who brought this up in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/615 "2003-04-15T06:15:24Z")
Checked my handy dandy Star Trek Encyclopedia and it’s actually _oo-mox_. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/616 "2003-04-15T12:45:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\* Who brought this up in the first place? \*\* **Wearia** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/617 "2003-04-15T22:19:58Z")
Um… Did anyone watch the _new_ episode? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/618 "2003-04-16T01:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Um… > > Did anyone watch the _new_ episode? \*\* [Yeah](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=177569) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/619 "2003-04-25T21:35:13Z")
I didn’t. I meant it when I said this thread would never die. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/620 "2003-04-25T22:00:05Z")
[Actually, it was my idea.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3079385&highlight=adopt#post3079385) 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=32)