# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/621 "2003-04-25T22:23:43Z")
Hmmm… What would I do if I were a god? Well, since I already have an RCF™\*, given to me by the Gods, this is really a moot q. But, oh well… First, I would make sure Aesiron gets randomly sodomized over a long period of time by Mountain Gorillas with syphilis. Just when he thought it was finally over… BAM! There it goes again. Then, I would make petite redheads with blue or green eyes the standard of beauty. I wouldn’t change eveyone, you see, just put those girls up where they belong. On a pedastal next to me. I would permanently endow The Dope™ with whatever they need to stay free forever, and would constantly upgade the servers as new technology becomes available. I would make my penis smaller. I would get laid more often, since there would be less fainting or dieing from fright. I would ensure that everyone gets what’s coming to them. Good or bad. I would create a new plant. 500 ft tall, bright orange, and it would smell putrid. I would dress up like a cow, trick virgins into talking with me, then change to myself (new, smaller penis, remember?) and would impregnate them. I would sleep outside more often. Oh yeah, send some more monkeys over to Aesiron’s place. \*Remote Control of the Fates™ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/622 "2003-04-25T22:40:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > > I would create a new plant. 500 ft tall, bright orange, and it would smell putrid. > \*\* You stold that from _Time Bandits_, you low life! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/623 "2003-04-25T23:00:21Z")
It’s not _stealing_. It’s _plagerizing_. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/624 "2003-04-25T23:02:06Z")
The Scarlet Spell Checker! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/625 "2003-04-26T03:11:36Z")
**viva** forget her sunblock while on Risa or somethin’? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/626 "2003-04-26T03:25:46Z")
I didn’t forget it. But that margarita put a blush in my cheeks. IN MY FACE, **Aes** –lest you misunderstand (deliberately). ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/627 "2003-04-26T03:31:33Z")
Actually, I wouldn’t even think of that for fear of finding out how you discovered your other cheeks blush. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/628 "2003-04-27T05:30:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I didn’t. > > I meant it when I said this thread would never die. 😃 \*\* * * * Die, thread, diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/629 "2003-04-27T05:32:55Z")
Okay, I lied. How _did_ you discover that your other cheeks blush? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/630 "2003-04-27T05:35:23Z")
Uhhhhhhh…Thinks fast…The dye in my hot pink bathing suit started running…? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/631 "2003-04-27T05:37:24Z")
That still doesn’t explain how you noticed your butt was hot pink. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/632 "2003-04-27T05:41:28Z")
Don’t be getting cheeky about my butt.–(A line to be spoken by Trip in a future episode.) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/633 "2003-04-27T05:42:56Z")
No need to be anal. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/634 "2003-04-27T05:46:09Z")
Ah, yes, Crewman Anal. He scrubs the decks and plasma conduits with a 21st-century toothbrush just because they weren’t quite shiny enough to please him. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/635 "2003-04-27T05:48:05Z")
He’s Reed’s great-grandpappy. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/636 "2003-04-27T05:50:15Z")
And I’m sure they both enjoy being forced to do menial labor. Somehow, I get the feeling that Trip and McCoy are somehow related. And Archer and Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/637 "2003-04-27T05:52:59Z")
I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they not so subtly foreshadow that sometime in the next five seasons. And that T’Pol is of Sarek’s house or somesuch. Bah. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/638 "2003-04-27T05:55:31Z")
Exactly. Archer’s speech patterns alone must be a genetic anomaly that he passes down to Kirk. They’re transcribed hilariously at Television Without Pity. I suspect you wouldn’t want to read all 13 pages per episode, but just one would suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/639 "2003-04-27T05:57:25Z")
I do _not_ need another message aboard on top of the four I already read. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/640 "2003-04-27T06:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*No need to be anal. 😛 \*\* Maybe you thought that last episode was called “The BREECH.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=33)