# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 33

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/641 "2003-04-27T06:01:57Z")

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Pants? What does **Kn\*ckers** have to do with any of this?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/642 "2003-04-27T18:47:33Z")

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I’m sure she’ll explain when she gets back.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/643 "2003-04-28T03:55:10Z")

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**1,000~!**

I could’ve made this a thread in MPSIMS but eh… about 950 of my posts were made in Trek related threads so I thought I’d share with youse guys instead. ;j

😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/644 "2003-04-28T04:57:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\ ***1,000~!**
> 
> I could’ve made this a thread in MPSIMS but eh… about 950 of my posts were made in Trek related threads so I thought I’d share with youse guys instead. ;j
> 
> 😃 \*\*

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/645 "2003-04-28T05:00:20Z")

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🆒

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/646 "2003-04-28T05:08:08Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/647 "2003-04-28T12:33:15Z")

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Come on, most something usefull and interesting!  
Like, what was the combination of the safe in the episode where Kirk was phasing in and out?  
^:dubious:^

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/648 "2003-04-28T21:38:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*Come on, most something usefull and interesting!  
> Like, what was the combination of the safe in the episode where Kirk was phasing in and out?  
> ^:dubious:^ \*\*

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**most? usefull?** 😃

The combo was “Beep-boop-boop-beep.”

Congrats to **Aes**.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/649 "2003-04-28T22:42:03Z")

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Hey, wait a minute, there was no safe in the episode where Kirk was phasing in and out! The safe was in the episode where the happy spores made Kirk want to beam down to the paradise planet, and –

Aw, wait, you was makin’ a funny, wasn’t’cha?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/650 "2003-04-28T23:13:21Z")

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Damn, Tracer, you should be on the Shuttle Comission…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/651 "2003-04-28T23:55:35Z")

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There was too a safe! It had Kirk’s last orders (_The Tholian Web_), and a Phaser Cutting Phaser™!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/652 "2003-04-29T00:03:14Z")

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Aha!

(NoClue, Paypal is on the way.)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/653 "2003-04-29T03:27:11Z")

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I don’t even want to know what you might be paying him for. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/654 "2003-04-29T04:19:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*Hey, wait a minute, there was no safe in the episode where Kirk was phasing in and out! The safe was in the episode where the happy spores made Kirk want to beam down to the paradise planet, and –
> 
> Aw, wait, you was makin’ a funny, wasn’t’cha? \*\*

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But wasn’t the phasing in and out episode the one where Spock did Kirk’s eulogy, and then he and McCoy had to go to Kirk’s qtrs. and get the tape out of his safe? I’m telling you, that combo was BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/655 "2003-04-29T04:23:05Z")

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And just to finish off the thread (???), here is some

[Pooh Trek, etc.](http://home.earthlink.net/~patgund/tagline/rz/winniepooh.htm)  
which I stole from another forum.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/656 "2003-04-29T04:24:40Z")

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Who said that?

(I bit my eyes out, remember?)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/657 "2003-04-29T04:26:47Z")

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I was eating beans and playing acoustic guitar.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/658 "2003-04-29T04:27:55Z")

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_Classical Gas_

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/659 "2003-04-29T05:08:29Z")

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In hushed tone of awe: You even talk to \*yourself \* in non sequiturs.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/660 "2003-04-29T05:25:44Z")

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Speaking of TOS: I tried watching _Let That Be Your Last Battlefield_ today on the Sci-Fi Network but wound up dozing off.

I’m glad people watched the Original Series so that I got TNG and DS9 out of the deal but how could they do it? Masochism, just bad taste in TV, or something more sinister?

Gah.

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