# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/681 "2003-05-02T05:46:47Z")
Not really. I like knowing there’re bigger geeks out there than me. ;j ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/682 "2003-05-02T05:50:18Z")
“Bigger” is right. I currently weigh somewhere between 230-240 pounds, down from a high of 270 lbs. in April 2000. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/683 "2003-05-02T05:51:36Z")
Nope. Smaller. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/684 "2003-05-02T06:34:36Z")
Um … were you saying **you** are smaller, or **I** am smaller? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/685 "2003-05-02T06:36:21Z")
Sorry. I was saying you’re smaller. You’re probably taller though. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/686 "2003-05-02T12:36:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > Ah, but **NoClueBoy** , the question asked of Shatner during that famous SNL sketch dealt with the combination to his safe during “This Side of Paradise,” **not** “The Tholian Web”! There is a reasonable explanation for this seeming discrepensy: Crewman Daniels. He broke my spell checker. And… Once again, he’s played with The Big Huge Federation Time Machine Thingy™ and totally screwd things up. Eddy’s in the space/time continuum (oh, he is, is he?) and all that stuff. [trying to clean up real time} Tell me, who were the 41st and 43rd Presidents of USA in your world? Have Kolaches been invented yet? How many World Series have the Cubs won (in a row)? Did you see or touch any monkeys? How many fingers am I holding up? Ginger? Or MaryAnn? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck (Tripp) In Charge? What is your favorite color? How big of a breast is too big? Do you have internet access? [/ttcurt] [crunch] [munch munch munch] ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/687 "2003-05-02T18:31:07Z")
The Cubs always win the World Series here. Sure, to the layman it might look like they always blow it, but to those of us in Bedlam, we know how they really chose the champions! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/688 "2003-05-02T22:16:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Tell me, who were the 41st and 43rd Presidents of USA in your world? Have Kolaches been invented yet? How many World Series have the Cubs won (in a row)? Did you see or touch any monkeys? How many fingers am I holding up? Ginger? Or MaryAnn? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck (Tripp) In Charge? What is your favorite color? How big of a breast is too big? Do you have internet access?** George Bush, George W. Bush, yes, none since 1908, the last monkey I saw was in 1986 and I didn’t touch it, four, yes, yes, as much wood as Chuck Tripp could, orange, no such thing, and what is this “Internet” thing you speak of? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/689 "2003-05-03T03:10:12Z")
Damn. We’ve got big problems. [crunch] [munch munch … uh oh…] [sucked into a vortex of continuity trashing] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/690 "2003-05-03T04:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*There is a reasonable explanation for this seeming discrepensy: > > Crewman Daniels. > > SNIP > > SNIP > > Tell me, who were the 41st and 43rd Presidents of USA in your world? Have Kolaches been invented yet? How many World Series have the Cubs won (in a row)? Did you see or touch any monkeys? How many fingers am I holding up? Ginger? Or MaryAnn? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck (Tripp) In Charge? What is your favorite color? How big of a breast is too big? Do you have internet access? > > [/ttcurt] > > [crunch] > > [munch munch munch] \*\* * * * Crewman Daniels has been messing around on **John Doe**. Um…Bush and Bush? My cousin invents kolaches on a regular basis. I don’t know no baseball. I used to have a sock monkey. There are four lights and you have only four fingers to hold up, so knock it off with the Trip–Trick–Triptych questions! Woodchucks chuck as much wood as woodchucks could chuck if said 'chucks could actually chuck said wood. Huh huh huh, I said Wood! You said wood! Purple. It is too big if the breasts from KFC, AKA Colonel Buckets, has to be torn into three pieces just so you can get your mouth around it. What is internet access? It is a hyperactive protocol? Damn, I need a defrag. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/691 "2003-05-03T05:04:08Z")
Since everyone else is doing it: > [@](#): > > Tell me, who were the 41st and 43rd Presidents of USA in your world? Have Kolaches been invented yet? How many World Series have the Cubs won (in a row)? Did you see or touch any monkeys? How many fingers am I holding up? Ginger? Or MaryAnn? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck (Tripp) In Charge? What is your favorite color? How big of a breast is too big? Do you have internet access? Two conservative hicks from Texas; I have no idea; baseball and all other sports sans wrestling suck; I used to have a monkey puppet; four, not five (reading 1948… just got to that part tonight); Mary Anne; As much as it wanted to; blue; Double D or higher; yes. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/692 "2003-05-03T06:22:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Damn. We’ve got big problems. > > [crunch] > > [munch munch … uh oh…] > > [sucked into a vortex of continuity trashing] \*\* Eat This. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/693 "2003-05-03T06:24:15Z")
Spammer! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/694 "2003-05-11T20:34:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Spammer! \*\* [Spermer!](http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6400494%255E1702,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/695 "2003-05-11T21:16:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*----- > Crewman Daniels has been messing around on **John Doe**. > \*\* i just saw Anarchy TV. Crewman Daniels is in it. ALL of Crewman Daniels. I mean ALL of Crewman Daniels! He must have thought Star Wars had the lead with full frontal because of MacGregor and the Pillow Book, so he had to fight back! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/696 "2003-05-11T21:29:10Z")
What in the bleedin’ bloomin’ blue blazes is this thread still doing open? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/697 "2003-05-11T21:35:19Z")
We have compromising pictures of **Cecil** and **cplant**. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/698 "2003-05-11T21:38:50Z")
I don’t even _know_ Cecil, let alone discuss anything with him. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/699 "2003-05-11T21:42:04Z")
Well, the pictures we have of the two of you would indicate that there wasn’t much conversation going on at the time anyway. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/700 "2003-05-11T21:45:41Z")
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