# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/741 "2003-06-04T04:44:09Z")
I was just trying to dredge up the “Dead Stop” ENT thread from last fall, but it wouldn’t work. It was a good follow-up, continuity-wise, after “Minefield,” despite the wonky science. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/742 "2003-06-04T04:47:04Z")
Huh? Just post in it… that’s how I keep violating _this_ thread . . . ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/743 "2003-06-04T04:48:18Z")
Yes, that’s what I was trying to do. Website Not Responding. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/744 "2003-06-04T07:01:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Just post in it… that’s how I keep violating _this_ thread . . . \*\* I’m still wanted in Alabama for that… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/745 "2003-06-04T08:04:41Z")
"And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber; and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself; and he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear and terror possesed me then and I begged, ‘Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?’ And the angel said unto me, ‘These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend **Aesiron** , tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust.’ And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, ‘Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!’ Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life." ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/746 "2003-06-04T13:15:14Z")
**Aesiron** : You are on crack. Please share. **Tars** : You made me laugh. Thanks. 🙂 re: Fifty gajillion Trek related threads: My head’s going to explode. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/747 "2003-06-04T19:52:26Z")
Crack, crack, what is crack? Listen to some Tool. You’ll be as cool as me _and_ you’ll know what the hell I’m talkin’ 'bout to boot! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/748 "2003-06-04T20:05:16Z")
I don’t think **Kn\*ckers** likes me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/749 "2003-06-04T20:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I don’t think \*\*Kn_ckers\*\* likes me. ☹ \*\* Of course not. No one does, You’re ugly and your Mother dresses you funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/750 "2003-06-04T20:17:06Z")
My mom’s dead, you bastard! ☹ _cries hysterically_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/751 "2003-06-04T20:20:20Z")
I’m so sorry. No wonder you dress funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/752 "2003-06-04T20:23:30Z")
I’m tired. I had a toothache that kept me up all night. That’s why I sound like a manic-depressive **NCB** right now. Wheee! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/753 "2003-06-04T20:31:04Z")
I _thought_ you were NCB’s sock puppet. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/754 "2003-06-04T20:42:23Z")
Does that mean… his hand… in my…? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/755 "2003-06-04T20:50:41Z")
This is turning pretty ugly. Lack of new Trek will do that. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/756 "2003-06-04T21:44:24Z")
\ I’m just imagining a hardcore Trek geek who’s a board newbie coming along and finding our threads… "Alright! A whole bunch of long discussions about Enterprise. Cool. Let me open this up… Hey!" (stalks away in disgust) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/757 "2003-06-05T04:58:00Z")
Heh. That was me when I first joined. No joke. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/758 "2003-06-05T05:12:10Z")
Linus: You Gots Email. 😉 –v ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/759 "2003-06-05T05:14:07Z")
Why don’t _I_ have email?! Have I been replaced already!? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/760 "2003-06-05T05:29:35Z")
Well, did you want something? A dorky pic? Glurge of the week? A link to a really bad singer attempting “Downtown”? (Actually, I’d recommend that last one.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=39)