# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/761 "2003-06-05T05:33:10Z")
Hm. Didn’t I _use_ to be on your junk mail list? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/762 "2003-06-05T05:51:03Z")
_used_. 🙂 If it is crap you want, crap you shall have. Check out the latest link I sent for sheer horror…or is it humor? NCB said I should send you the Shatner Full of Shat link, but I thought you’d hate it, so I didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/763 "2003-06-05T05:58:02Z")
Hey, hey… not only did I get knocked off the list, you’ve been talking to our _cogenitor_, of all things, behind my back! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/764 "2003-06-05T13:42:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I don’t think \*\*Kn_ckers\*\* likes me. ☹ \*\* _big sloppy smooch_ feel better now? Kn(loves everybody. Even that weird guy - you know who you are.)ckers ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/765 "2003-06-05T13:49:07Z")
Manic depressive **NoClueBoy** is an oxymoron. I use Oxymoron™ to clean my stupid pack animals! You should, too! And now with 37% more xymo! Available where ever fine products are sold (like Walgreens). ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/766 "2003-06-05T14:15:38Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*_big sloppy smooch_ > > feel better now? > Kn(loves everybody. Even that weird guy - you know who you are.)ckers \*\* Hey, isn’t that a breach of medical ethics to do that to someone you’re treating? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron_ > **Heh. That was me when I first joined. No joke.** Yet look at you now. And the Borg claim to be good at assimilating. \ Amateurs. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/767 "2003-06-05T17:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Hey, hey… not only did I get knocked off the list, you’ve been talking to our _cogenitor_, of all things, behind my back! \*\* :rolleyes: Go check your email. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/768 "2003-06-05T18:19:49Z")
A kiss from **Kn\*ckers** and an email from **viva** and I didn’t even have to use my puppy dog eyes. My guilt tripping abilities know no bounds… resistance is futile. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/769 "2003-06-05T18:51:55Z")
\>\>Sets phaser to _eviscerate_\<\< ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/770 "2003-06-05T19:00:15Z")
You know what is sad? I’m not even sure which episode this was. Or maybe with the quality of some Enterprise episodes, this is a good thing… i’ll close with a quote from Anthony Montgomery (Travis Mayweather): “There’s not a lot that they’ve already told us other than the fact that our show is going to be a lot edgier, which is ridiculous, because we’ve been pretty edgy as it is. You’ll see Travis get to showcase himself more, within the structure of writing for his episodes. You’ll see more confidence in Travis.” ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/771 "2003-06-05T19:03:38Z")
Hm. Looks like things are going to get messy in here. Lucky I brought my Heavy Duty Stain-Free EviscerationTek[sup]TM[/sup] Coveralls! Now, those blood splatters, intestine chunks and rib shards wash right off! And, at $29.95, this suit’s a bargain! Find the EviscerationTek[sup]TM[/sup] Garment that’s right for you at Big Al’s Phaser-Cutting Phaser Warehouse and Workwear Boutique, and wherever fine clothing is sold! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/772 "2003-06-05T19:09:44Z")
::Sets his phaser-cutting phaser to “cut phaser”:: ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/773 "2003-06-05T19:13:04Z")
Re: **Tars** ’s Montgomery quote: Does “edgier” mean “more panda”? Cause that’s what it has seemed to mean so far. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… He sounds a little mixed up and bewildered, which is understandable. Gotta feel for the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/774 "2003-06-05T19:16:59Z")
“He” in my previous post referred to the eminent Mr. Montgomery, not to **Tars**. Just so we’re clear; I don’t want to imply that **Tars** is mixed up, bewildered and pitiable. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/775 "2003-06-05T20:38:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\* I don’t want to imply that **Tars** is mixed up, bewildered and pitiable. \*\* Well i probably am (especially today), but that is a whole 'nother thread Re: More Panda: i hope so, the other theme seems to be everyone suddenly becoming more confident. that’s the third character they’ve said is going to become more confident (Archer and Hoshi), while Trip just had the Mad, Mean Mad upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/776 "2003-06-05T20:44:18Z")
I like the “TRIP SMASH!” upgrade. Okay, I haven’t actually seen it but if anyone on the cast can pull off pissed, it’d be him or Malcolm. I like that the characters are being just a bit more dynamic. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/777 "2003-06-05T21:02:40Z")
if you want to see Mad Trip, just upload a picture of him to MS paint, and select the spraypaint tool, and spraypaint him red. There you go, it’s just…that…easy! And the government will give you cash!\* \*[sub]The gov’t will not give you cash[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/778 "2003-06-05T21:05:54Z")
The government gives money to pig farmers, does it not? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/779 "2003-06-05T21:19:47Z")
[TRIP SMASH!](http://members.aol.com/aesiron/images/trip.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/780 "2003-06-05T21:22:35Z")
Trip looks like he’s got measles! guess he shouldn’t have relied on Dr. Phlox’s tapeworm MMR treatment! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=40)