# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/781 "2003-06-06T04:35:27Z")
I can’t believe that they put up my South Park Cogenitor Trip on the House of Tucker but not my Expanse Trip. It was (is) cool. Oh well. Linus saw my ball. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/782 "2003-08-27T23:01:45Z")
it’s on rerun tonight. Part two of a double header. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/783 "2003-08-27T23:21:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*it’s on rerun tonight. > > Part two of a double header. \*\* How come no one ever has 2 heads on star trek? You’d think that would be pretty easy to pull off… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/784 "2003-08-27T23:27:30Z")
pull… off… heads… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/785 "2003-08-27T23:34:31Z")
Klingons _do_ have two heads-smooth and turtle. They keep the unused one in a jar and polish it. Being fashion hounds, they wear the wrinkled ones the most. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/786 "2003-08-27T23:46:47Z")
When is a head not a head? When it’s A JAR!! Hahahahahahahaaha!! Wait! That doesn’t make sense! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/787 "2003-08-28T00:07:58Z")
Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/788 "2003-08-28T00:37:59Z")
Alright men (and women)(and **NoClueBoy** ), we’ve finally got a chance to blow this up into the Cafe Society’s biggest thread. It sits at about 4th now. So someone start talking about Hoshi’s breasts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/789 "2003-08-28T00:54:48Z")
Nothing will ever beat **Fingolfin** ’s LotR thread. Hoshi is yummy. T’Pol is chewy. Dox’ GF is muffinable. Porthos is cute. But what reall sets me off are those Borg nanprobe injectors. Oooohhhhhh… man… Gimme some nano, baby. Yeah, that’s it. Assimilate. [drool] Susie Plaxon’s anttenae are perfect guiding handles for a certain type of interspecies relations. (I ain’t talking about treaties, y’all) I really like the shape of those warp nacelles. I just invented a tongue controlled mouse. (Computer or rodent? You decide.) ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/790 "2003-08-28T05:29:14Z")
Come now, you could have split that up into at least 12 different posts. For shame. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/791 "2003-08-28T06:19:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*So someone start talking about Hoshi’s breasts. \*\* Wait, when were we not talking about Hoshi’s breasts? Isn’t the theme song of the show _Faith of Hoshi’s Breasts_? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/792 "2003-08-28T12:41:54Z")
Do you think actresses whom people wish to see in the all together want to just slap somebody, or do they not think about that on the way to the bank? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/793 "2003-08-28T16:46:26Z")
There are some that have to know that’s the only reason they have a job. Like Jolene Blalock\*. \*Not that I understand why anyone would want to. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/794 "2003-08-28T17:34:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Do you think actresses whom people wish to see in the all together want to just slap somebody, or do they not think about that on the way to the bank? \*\* Most of them probably think they need to use what they got. If she didn’t want people fantasizing, she wouldn’t have taken a role where she’s running around in the buff! And Star [Trek.com](http://Trek.com) is supposed to have new Season 3 photos, but apparently they got their server from a Ferengi with a couple extra chromosomes. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/795 "2003-08-28T20:14:21Z")
I have a Ferengi cousin on my father’s side of the family. He’s my brother too. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/796 "2003-08-28T23:19:07Z")
Your Father is also your brother? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/797 "2003-08-28T23:24:44Z")
Maybe his relatives that have too many chromosomes can donate them to the relatives with too few… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/798 "2003-08-29T01:34:12Z")
This Trek thread goes out to all intelligent life forms everywhere!!! To everyone else\*, bang the rocks together guys! - Aes\*\*, WemblyWumbly, Jack Chick, Wesley… \*\*just kidding, kid. You know i love you like a coffee enema. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/799 "2003-08-29T05:59:03Z")
Fortunately, I did. My wife and I just got back from a very nice trip to Colorado to visit her brother and his wife and our amazingly adorable 8 month old niece, so I thought I’d look to see if I missed anything. Let’s see… T’Pol’s breasts… Check! Hoshi’s breasts… Check! Panda in general… Check! Re-run comments… Check! Questions/comments about season three and whether or not it will suck… Check! Abuse of Wesley and **Aes** … Check! Assorted jokes, non-sequiters, hijacks, whimsey and folderol… Check! (Yeah, like _that’s_ not going to be here…) Hmm… I notice that my next post will be my 500th. I wonder if I should do anything special… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/800 "2003-08-29T07:25:49Z")
Start a thread about monkeys for post 500. Everyone likes monkeys. Even Porthos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=41)