# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/821 "2003-08-31T18:45:37Z")
[Joshua voice] [Want to play a game?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=208327) [/JV] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/822 "2003-08-31T18:47:15Z")
**Aslan** IMed me about it already. You’re getting slow, **CluelessLad**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/823 "2003-08-31T19:03:19Z")
I was eating lunch. Rigellian clam stew. Followed by a cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/824 "2003-09-02T20:38:54Z")
Delayed response: Yes, I will make duplicate tapes again. Duplicate duplicates? Triplicatapes? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/825 "2003-09-02T23:57:35Z")
```auto User Posts NoClueBoy 163 vivalostwages 156 carnivorousplant 155 Aesiron 138 Tars Tarkas 74 Kn*ckers 56 tracer 13 Wearia 13 Linus Van Pelt 10 Cervaise 9 kasuo 7 Achernar 6 ``` looks like the big 4 got me outgunned. I’ll have to kick it up a notch, BOO-YAH! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/826 "2003-09-03T00:08:38Z")
155 posts on this drivel? Boy, do I feel stupid. I’m not going to post on this thread any… _dammit_. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/827 "2003-09-03T01:29:38Z")
Nine posts? Only nine posts? Man, I’ve got more posts in the “what the hell is this itchy, squirmy thing stuck up my butt” thread. Oh wait — different board. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/828 "2003-09-03T02:32:54Z")
Shut up! Already! Damn! Housequake! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/829 "2003-09-03T02:49:27Z")
Big Four, eh? Does that make me Il Duce then? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/830 "2003-09-03T03:47:07Z")
Unfortunately, I’m at a disadvantage. I work Wedensday night, so I have to wait until after I’ve watched the recorded show to participate. But I like to believe that I make up in quality what I lack in quantity (I’m not proud - I take what I can get). ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/831 "2003-09-03T03:51:01Z")
14! AHA! Take that **tracer**. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/832 "2003-09-03T08:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Big Four, eh? Does that make me Il Duce then? \*\* No, that makes you Ringo! Ha! (wait, Ringo is the coolest one! D’oh! And i’m not even in the Beatles, i’m that guy who quit! Double D’oh!) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/833 "2003-09-03T16:32:10Z")
Don’t feel bad. Apparently I’m Colonel Parker. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/834 "2003-09-03T20:58:35Z")
at least you’re not Colonel Klink! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/835 "2003-09-03T21:18:09Z")
Following in a similar vein and using Enterprise as the base, **NCB** would be Archer, **viva** would be T’Pol, ' **plant** would be Trip, I’d be Malcom, **Tars** would be Phlox, **Kn\*ckers** would be Hoshi, **tracer** would be Travis, **Wearia** would be Crewman Daniels, **Linus** would be Chef, and **Cervaise** would be Porthos. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/836 "2003-09-03T21:21:36Z")
Actually, no… **Wearia** would be Travis, **tracer** would be Crewman Daniels. **Cervaise** still pees on the deckplates though. Much like his his master. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/837 "2003-09-03T21:30:20Z")
It’s a good thing he’s _not_ Colonel Klink. That way there’s no danger that he’ll discover the tunnels dug under this thread. Don’t tell anyone, but it’s a secret hijack waypoint. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/838 "2003-09-03T22:21:11Z")
Only the Emissary of the Hijack Waypoints can open the secret tunnels, so we are safe (unless he’s really the Emissary as well, and then we are in for about 2 dozen boring episodes about Bajor) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/839 "2003-09-03T23:08:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Cervaise would be Porthos Fine with me. Have you _seen_ how Porthos is hung? There’s a special device in his collar to selectively turn off gravity plating under his hindquarters as he walks around so he doesn’t grind off his manhood. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/840 "2003-09-04T12:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Fine with me. Have you _seen_ how Porthos is hung? \*\* No. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=43)