# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/841 "2003-09-04T16:30:58Z")
I just realized that between Hoshi’s shirtlessness and her own inherent pantslessness, that poor **Kn\*ckers** will be running around naked. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/842 "2003-09-04T18:27:48Z")
First, i apologize to **Cervaise** , for calling him a nazi, which according to my pit thread i do a lot (wait a minute, i DIDN’T call **Cervaise** a nazi! And i didn’t call that guy one either! And apparently my head is a potato!) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Aesiron_ > I just realized that between Hoshi’s shirtlessness and her own inherent pantslessness, that poor Kn\*ckers will be running around naked. All my potato eyes are open! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/843 "2003-09-04T19:35:47Z")
Well, maybe I _am_ a Nazi. Didja ever think of that? An incredibly well-hung Beagle Nazi. Yeah, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/844 "2003-09-04T20:02:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*First, i apologize to **Cervaise** , for calling him a nazi, which according to my pit thread i do a lot (wait a minute, i DIDN’T call **Cervaise** a nazi! And i didn’t call that guy one either! And apparently my head is a potato!) > > All my potato eyes are open! \*\* I burning your potato! I busting plagiarist! I going to the dentist. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/845 "2003-09-04T20:28:36Z")
I need go dentist. I break tooth year ago and never fix. It hurt sometime… vodka good painkiller. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/846 "2003-09-04T21:00:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Well, maybe I _am_ a Nazi. Didja ever think of that? An incredibly well-hung Beagle Nazi. Yeah, that’s the ticket. \*\* So you’re saying your some sort of evil Snoopy pornstar? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/847 "2003-09-04T21:43:11Z")
_Everything_ on a beagle drags the ground. They were bred to chase weasels or snakes or something, you National Socialist Democratic Workers Party fool. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/848 "2003-09-04T23:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I need go dentist. > > I break tooth year ago and never fix. It hurt sometime… vodka good painkiller. \*\* Sounds like we drinking too much wodka. Wodka hurt typing skills. Wodka hurt brain in general. I do water aerobics. Wodka look like water. Wodka aerobics probably not good idea. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/849 "2003-09-05T00:32:28Z")
Water? I bathe but otherwise avoid the stuff… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/850 "2003-09-05T01:50:13Z")
Smells like you do that as little as possible as well. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/851 "2003-09-05T02:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*…Wodka aerobics probably not good idea. \*\* “OK, class, that’s one, two, drink, and one, two drink. No sipping! Remember, if you feel that urge, get out of the pool first.” Man, you’d really feel the burn with that one… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/852 "2003-09-05T02:42:44Z")
In Russia, _Enterprise_ nitpicks you! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/853 "2003-09-05T05:24:44Z")
Vodka not smell. Gin smell. “Flutter kick! Take a sip! Pick up the pace! Check your pulse! No, don’t slip under the water…Well, I told you not to drink it! Put down that fun noodle…that’s not what it’s for!”\* \*my instructor, Frank, instructing us drunkards. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/854 "2003-09-05T12:24:42Z")
I am reminded of Richard Burton’s film _Wagner_ where taking the baths at a German resort, the “instructor” is leading them as they wade about, “Dunk, gentlemen, please.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/855 "2003-09-05T20:02:48Z")
Water makes ice. 'plant makes posts. Oh dear God, it’s [a very big carnivorous plant!](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/photogalleries/weirdplants/photo5.html) And it’s [url=“[http://mwmw.com/bbradley/SHG/geek/stream.html](http://mwmw.com/bbradley/SHG/geek/stream.html)”]TOS on ice! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/856 "2003-09-05T20:04:49Z")
And I make improperly coded posts! [plant again.](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/photogalleries/weirdplants/photo5.html) [TOS on ice again.](http://mwmw.com/bbradley/SHG/geek/stream.html) Dumb thing happen when not code right. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/857 "2003-09-05T20:24:49Z")
What we need is carnivorousplant on ice… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/858 "2003-09-05T21:21:38Z")
Dracunculus vulgaris. I have two growing outside by the lotus pool. They are small yet. The inflourescence smells of rotting meat. Flies and those death head beatles pollinate it. It is cool, but not carnivorous. Ya’ll come visit sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/859 "2003-09-05T22:29:16Z")
[Kn\*ckers is leaving us!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209325) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/860 "2003-09-06T00:44:36Z")
**Kn\*ckers** will not truly be gone, as long as we remember her (ST3, kinda). She is totally unforgettable! It’s still sad, though. [Ever seen a black flower (that was still alive?)](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/photogalleries/weirdplants/photo4.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=44)