# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/861 "2003-09-06T01:56:09Z")
I would remind Kn\*ckers that libraries have computer labs with internet access. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/862 "2003-09-06T02:58:03Z")
I have her pants. She can’t get far without them. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/863 "2003-09-06T03:30:38Z")
She doesn’t want them back. After you’ve been wearing them, they smell like Dracunculus vulgaris. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/864 "2003-09-06T03:42:50Z")
Well, yeah… the pair I have on does but I have _all_ her pants, almost all of which haven’t been worn. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/865 "2003-09-06T15:08:41Z")
On a more important note, my step-daughter’s dog [Maggie](http://www.lrsd.org/default.cfm) is in the news. P.S. I believe Mrs. Plant is also mentioned in the article. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/866 "2003-09-06T15:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _from that article 'bout plant’s step-dawgter_ > > Ms. Worthen saw an immediate improvement in both girls. She saw that they were motivated to complete their regular class work in order to be ready for their Reading Buddy. They began to read in class with more enthusiasm and with improved skills. At the end of the year, their test results had improved dramatically. > > Both kids were also now able to signal when they needed to go outside in order to relieve themselves. Their coats were thick and shiney and their breath smelled like cat food. Simple tricks were being taught to them for the amusement of Wayne’s wife, a notorious and much feared woman pirate captain. I liked the bit about the elves, too… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/867 "2003-09-06T17:19:42Z")
AArrrrr, I’ll keel haul the lubber that calls me significant other a pirate! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/868 "2003-09-06T17:39:00Z")
Well, she is from Arrrr-kansas… and she does wear an eyepatch… hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/869 "2003-09-06T17:50:25Z")
Eyepatch? Oh, that Borg thingie. We all have that, since Arkansas was assimilated during the Clinton Administration. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/870 "2003-09-06T18:57:49Z")
[Ooh, check out the Premiere Panda–3rd picture.](http://www.trektoday.com/news/060903_01.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/871 "2003-09-06T19:03:15Z")
I thing Maggie is better looking than Porthos. I bet she smells better, too. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/872 "2003-09-06T19:10:59Z")
Hey, **Viva** , [look here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=208378)! 14 pages, 655 posts. And no Trek. :dubious: re: the link. I think i see nipple. Shouldn’t a Vulcanians\* pink bit be green? \*It’s what they called Vulcans in the first few TOS eps. Since ENT is b4 TOS, shouldn’t they all be saying it “Vulcanians”??? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/873 "2003-09-06T19:16:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Hey, **Viva** , [look here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=208378)! > > 14 pages, 655 posts. And no Trek. :dubious: > > re: the link. I think i see nipple. Shouldn’t a Vulcanians\* pink bit be green? > > \*It’s what they called Vulcans in the first few TOS eps. Since ENT is b4 TOS, shouldn’t they all be saying it “Vulcanians”??? \*\* They only said “Vulcanians” once, I think. It was the guy running the colony where Spock was hit by the spores. Most of the time they said “Vulcans,” so it’s okay. You were nipple-searching? Hmmmmm…I’ll just have to take a closer look. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/874 "2003-09-06T19:17:52Z")
No, no nips. It’s your imagination/desire/wishful thinking. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/875 "2003-09-06T19:24:54Z")
I’m such a Kirk. My phaser bank gets charged up when the solar wind ruffles a gaseous anomoly. That means: me so panda. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/876 "2003-09-06T23:42:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **I’m such a Kirk.** > > There are cures for that. > > **My phaser bank gets charged up when the solar wind ruffles a gaseous anomoly.** > > That means: me so panda. \*\* “Me so panda! Me so panda! Me rub you long time!” Oh, dear. Somebody please start the Season 3 Xindi premiere thread soon! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/877 "2003-09-07T00:40:06Z")
Get a grip, Viva. Buck up! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/878 "2003-09-07T02:55:38Z")
[:dubious:](http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/episodes/ENT/index.html?season=3) _click on the Vulcan_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/879 "2003-09-07T04:49:18Z")
> [@](#): > > When Enterprise responds to a distress call from a Vulcan ship stranded in the Delphic Expanse, Archer and his boarding team are attacked by insane zombie-like Vulcans Night of the Illogical Dead! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/880 "2003-09-07T04:54:09Z")
Wow… that is pretty bad. I like panda as much as the next panda lover but gah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=45)