# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1021 "2004-08-28T05:36:27Z")
She was the only reason I didn’t like the pay to post policy 100%. Assuming she’d ever find her way back, the $15 fee would probably scare her off. The threads just haven’t been the same without her. She was and will forever be our friend. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1022 "2004-08-28T13:50:09Z")
Threads… out of danger? Yes! You saved them. You saved all the posts. * * * Of all the souls I have known on the Dope, hers was the most… _hum(_)n\* ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1023 "2004-08-28T22:29:44Z")
**Kn\*ckers’** posts…were…superior. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1024 "2004-08-30T06:53:17Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > She was the only reason I didn’t like the pay to post policy 100%. Assuming she’d ever find her way back, the $15 fee would probably scare her off. > > The threads just haven’t been the same without her. > > She was and will forever be our friend. ☹ Unfortunately, it was the only logical thing to do. The needs of the many hamsters outweigh the needs of the few posters… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1025 "2004-08-30T13:25:19Z")
**_Kn(_)ckers!!!**\* ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1026 "2004-08-30T16:19:55Z")
Since long before your posts burned, I have awaited **Kn\*ckers**. I noticed her absense, but it’s easy to explain. It was the unfortunate accident she had leaving the SDMB. You see, she got her headphones caught in a mechanical subway door machine. Fortunately, there was an American in a missionary position nearby who was really a skilled plastic surgeon …" Alright, Knock It Off! Sorry, I’m a programmer, not an editor. Hmm, what are you making there? I am attempting to build a mnemonic plotline using hamfists and bad puns. Let’s get the hell out of here! Do you know what you’ve Done! He knows, doctor. He knows. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1027 "2004-08-30T16:34:34Z")
Waiter, I’ll have what he’s having. -kn(\*)ckers ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1028 "2004-08-30T20:36:12Z")
Not to get off the subject or anything…but does anybody here want an ENT bumper sticker advertising the new day and time? Email me if’n you do. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1029 "2004-08-30T22:12:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Walter, I’ll have what he’s having. > > -kn(\*)ckers Who the hell is **Walter**? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1030 "2004-08-31T00:14:01Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Who the hell is **Walter**? That’s how you spell “waiter” when you take Corner’s advice on beverages. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1031 "2004-08-31T00:37:01Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Who the hell is **Walter**? That’s how you spell “waiter” when you take Corner’s advice on beverages. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1032 "2004-08-31T00:39:36Z")
Alright already! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1033 "2004-08-31T00:44:11Z")
Which one is the real one and which one is the Maquis sympathizer? I say we cut our losses and ship them both off to Rura Penthe. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1034 "2004-08-31T00:56:01Z")
It’s him! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1035 "2004-08-31T00:57:19Z")
It is he! _dammit!_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1036 "2004-08-31T01:01:18Z")
Garth of Izar ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1037 "2004-08-31T04:21:40Z")
He. Him. His. Eats, Shoots and Leaves. Eats shoots and leaves. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1038 "2004-08-31T05:03:27Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Eats, Shoots and Leaves. I saw that book at Costco. Almost bought it. I have news, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1039 "2004-08-31T05:22:00Z")
So do I. I get it mailed to me every Wednesday for free. Or do you mean some other kind? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1040 "2004-08-31T07:55:27Z")
I considered posting in MPSIMS or something for this; but then it occurred to me that the only people (on the board) that would really care are right here in this thread. I’m gonna be a daddy. That’s right, Mrs. Linus and I are expecting our first child. We’re excited and scared out of our minds. Often at the same time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=53)