# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1041 "2004-08-31T14:48:17Z")
Congratulations. Our littlest is 4 months and just starting to roll over. She’s so cute. I imagine the hardest part will be - giving up your blanket for the baby. * * * Walter is, of course, Walter Mitty. My choice in drinks is a four letter word. _BTW, people hate it when I swim around in their drinks swearing._ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1042 "2004-08-31T15:50:20Z")
Congratulations, man… I’m so happy for you. 🙂 Our little group is growing up. You have a kid on the way, \*\*Corner \*\* just had one a few months ago, **NCB** ’s just learned to use a knife and fork, **viva** ’s getting Alzheimer’s (see “I Got Borg!” for details), and I’m no longer living in my mom’s proverbial basement. It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1043 "2004-08-31T20:20:35Z")
so… little Sally finally got her wish, eh? Remember, in our world, if the kid ends up with pointy ears, attenae, or a tail, it’s a good thing. Congratulations, Mr. Dude! Try not to annoy your wife (girlfriend, cousine, stranger you married on the first date, whatever…) too much for the next 22 months or so. Wait! How long is Hoo-mahn gestation? Really? Well, still… remember the 22 months thing, a new life form is a handful. Hey! We’re getting a new life form! Be sure and link pics of first contact. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1044 "2004-08-31T20:24:11Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Not to get off the subject or anything…but does anybody here want an ENT bumper sticker advertising the new day and time? > > Email me if’n you do. I’m sure **Aes** will take two. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1045 "2004-08-31T21:53:04Z")
😛 He can have another one if he PAYS for it! Cheep, cheep. Are you sure you don’t want any? Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Linus! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1046 "2004-09-01T01:07:30Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Hey! We’re getting a new life form! Be sure and link pics of first contact. Considering the kid is already on the way, I think First Contact has already been initiated. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1047 "2004-09-01T01:20:53Z")
I think that is what **NoClue** wanted pictures of 😉 . Congrats **Linus**. Kids are the most rewarding and wonderful thing you can do with your life (or so I’ve heard 😃 ). ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1048 "2004-09-01T07:43:56Z")
Thank you for the kind words, everyone. We’re actually getting a preview of sorts right now. My brother-in-law and his family are visiting, including our adorable twenty month old neice and 5 month old nephew. When they are being sweet and lovable, we spend a lot of time going “awww!” (when she called me “uncle” for the first time, I turned into a little puddle of sentimental goo). When they are being… let’s say “less adorable”, we occasionally wonder what the heck we are getting ourselves into. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1049 "2004-09-03T07:03:55Z")
Speaking of things that’re almost two years old, I just realized this thread is right at eighteen months old. Man. That’s hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1050 "2004-09-03T20:35:57Z")
It’s a toddling thread. Ent’s season premiere is Oct. 8. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1051 "2004-09-03T23:52:53Z")
> [@Wearia](#): > > Congrats **Linus**. Kids are the most rewarding and wonderful thing you can do with your life (or so I’ve heard 😃 ). You left out “exhausting” and “heartwrenching to the point of despair when they get beat up at school”. Hope this helps. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1052 "2004-09-04T00:44:22Z")
“You be sein’ a lot of it _real soon_, Mr. Rhett.” -Mammy, \* Gone With the Wind\* 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1053 "2004-09-04T07:44:54Z")
> [@tracer](#): > > You left out “exhausting” and “heartwrenching to the point of despair when they get beat up at school”. Hope this helps. 😉 My wife’s co-worker described having children as “the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.” From what I’ve seen of my friends before, after, and with their kids, it seems appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1054 "2004-09-05T22:19:36Z")
[to the moon, bob](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/moon.htm) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1055 "2004-09-06T04:11:56Z")
I like pies. I like **Enterpies**. Do you like to enter pies?! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1056 "2004-09-06T04:21:04Z")
this one time in space camp… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1057 "2004-09-06T04:35:17Z")
You fooled with the Captain’s log? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1058 "2004-09-06T04:38:43Z")
I spotted dick, I did! Say goodnight, Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1059 "2004-09-07T14:36:56Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I spotted dick, I did! You should see doctor about that. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/1060 "2004-09-08T03:58:28Z")
**Spotted Dick** would make a good name for a boat. It’s better than Drowned Baby, anyhow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=54)