# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/101 "2003-02-15T00:02:10Z")
100 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/102 "2003-02-15T00:03:13Z")
I think we should let kn(\*)ckers make u…er, relate the episode to him. ^:)^ ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/103 "2003-02-15T00:03:37Z")
A hah! 100! I am the greatest hero in history! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/104 "2003-02-15T00:05:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*A hah! 100! I am the greatest hero in history! \*\* You are the wind beneath my wings. But, the 102th post. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/105 "2003-02-15T00:06:08Z")
You bastard! You could wait like 10 seconds could you **NCB**? you couldn’t go water the plants or pet the dog? Arg… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/106 "2003-02-15T00:07:49Z")
My dog waters the plants. Which is why I have no more plants. Or a dog. Soory, **Wearia**. You do have all of next week, though. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/107 "2003-02-15T00:08:42Z")
Did I step into something ugly here? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/108 "2003-02-15T00:12:46Z")
You stepped into a big steaming pile of Porthos-poo. Happy Valentine’s Day! -heart-heart-heart –viva ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/109 "2003-02-15T00:16:23Z")
Have you seen the [Wesley Crusher Debates?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2991401#post2991401) Read on after that post… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/110 "2003-02-15T00:24:24Z")
I declare Wearia made the 100 post. Because, it’s my thread. But I was supposed to let him start it, he also having Canadian TV, so my post not being there would move all the posts back one. Then he wouldn’t have answered his own post, so that would move them all back two, amd 102-100-2. Er, how do you tell which post it is? Is this another Opera thing? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/111 "2003-02-15T00:27:05Z")
Interesting, **NCB**. I did indeed read per your instructions. Also noticed that some are talking more about not liking the actors than they are about not liking the characters themselves. But these things happen. Sideways 'jack: I can understand people not liking Archer, or even Scott Bakula sometimes…But what the heck, I’ll watch him in anything if he takes his shirt off. I am such a Panda. Then I think of **Lord of Illusions** , which contains a scene with him nearly nekkid. And Famke Janssen uses, um, part of him as a pillow. What’s not to like? 😉 I swear, you bring this stuff out in me. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/112 "2003-02-15T00:33:26Z")
Woo hoo! Wearia 1, NoClueBoy 0. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/113 "2003-02-15T00:34:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*I declare Wearia made the 100 post. > Er, how do you tell which post it is? Is this another Opera thing? \*\* #1: FINE BY ME! #2: Brain the size of a planet, didn’t I tell you before? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyways. God, I’m so depressed. **Viva(totally depraved and deprived chick, which is kinda cool, actually)lostwages**, same here. You are all SICK! Gotta love that… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/114 "2003-02-15T00:48:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’ll be in Galesburg, IL. I wonder what that’s like… \*\* Hey, that’s near my home in Rock Island, IL! (Galesburg is 1/2 hour south on i-74) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/115 "2003-02-15T00:48:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > > Viva, same here. \*\* um… er… in a non-gay sort of way… ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/116 "2003-02-15T01:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > Because, it’s my thread. Okay, that’s one thing. You get to start every thread. One of these weeks I’m going to open a thread on Tuesday _morning_ with a title **Enterprise Future Tense spoilers** and a post like, “It wasn’t bad. Some stuff happened.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/117 "2003-02-15T02:39:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*SNIP > **Viva(totally depraved and deprived chick, which is kinda cool, actually)lostwages**, same here. You are all SICK! Gotta love that… \*\* * * * One of my English professors, back in the day, used to say that the short stories I wrote were “gratuitous and depraved.” I’m so glad that more than one person has noticed. 😉 And someday, I’m gonna announce to everyone that I’m having… My Big Fat Geek Wedding! Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/118 "2003-02-15T02:54:05Z")
Oh my gawd, **Viva** , here i am, just monitering my last little bit o’ online stuff for a week or so, and you bring that up! In my sophamor (yeah, like I can spell) year of HS, I had a creative writing class. Had to join it, everybody at school was already familiar with my stories. Well, anyways, the teach gave an assignment one week to write a short story about spending two years alone. (That’s one of the things I loved about that class. Real assignments and no-holds-barred critiques.) He read mine to the class, with all the proper voice inflection, pausing, and all. Then he said, “NCB, this story depressed to an amazing degree. Well done! A+! You see, class? _THIS_ is writing!” After class, they all beat me up. Of course, if he’s here now, on these boards, he’s even more depressed by my musings. Poor guy… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/119 "2003-02-15T03:01:09Z")
That was a great story in itself, **EnCeeBee**. The funny thing is, I don’t even write those kind of wacked-out stories anymore. All the wackery just comes out in my posts here. Well, we all need our outlets, don’t we? I can only be so eccentric in the classroom–since all English profs are somewhat “off” to begin with, I have some leeway–and I need the release. – **viva** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/120 "2003-02-15T03:08:53Z")
So, you have no class on Friday nights. Good to know. {channeling Rodney Dangerfield} {wait… he’s not dead yet} [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=7)