# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/121 "2003-02-15T04:28:45Z")
Dontcha just love the inner stuggle stories **NCB**? I once wrote one about the 10 seconds in which a guy had to decide whether he would be a hero or hide in the shadows. However I only recieved a A… It seems the syntax I which use writing when I am is confusing read when sometimes. Still think I got jipped though… The last story I wrote didn’t get me a mark it got me a “Please See me to Disscus!” written on the back. So being me I ignored it until it was forgotten about. Wait… isn’t this an Enterprise thread? Temporal distortion! Warp Nacells! Hoshi’s underwear! Obscure Panda references! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/122 "2003-02-15T04:34:58Z")
That’s the beauty of being a Trek Doper. It’s _ALL_ Star Trek, if you do it right. See you all in a week or so. I’ll be having Kafka dreams about you guys. Hope I don’t run into any unfriendly Martians. ^:)^ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/123 "2003-02-15T22:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*So, you have no class on Friday nights. > SNIP \*\* * * * What makes you think I have any class the rest of the time?! 😃 Git it? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/124 "2003-02-15T22:35:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > Hope I don’t run into any unfriendly Martians. > \*\* This Martian has relocated to Foggy California. Some of the Clan is still in the area, but mostly we are scattered to the winds. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/125 "2003-02-17T17:18:55Z")
I caught the Sunday night re-run of this ep. and the show is picking up a bit, at least when Andorians and “angry” Vulcans are involved. Heh, Archer was such a wuss against the female Andorian! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/126 "2003-02-17T17:41:04Z")
He smacked her. I don’t know how hard it is to beat up a girl bug, the one Kirk fought was what, a Tellerite that had been surgically altered. (I hate that, it itches so bad growing back.) Say, do you suppose the female Andorians eat there mates? I mean, like a spider? ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/127 "2003-02-17T18:07:49Z")
Nah, I doubt they eat their mates. Although, it makes one wonder what their mating habits are and if their antennae are used in any way… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/128 "2003-02-17T18:09:45Z")
“Nobody gives sensor like you, K’hylar!” ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/129 "2003-02-17T19:54:39Z")
The one Kirk beat up was an orion not a tellarite. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/130 "2003-02-17T19:58:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*He smacked her. I don’t know how hard it is to beat up a girl bug, the one Kirk fought was what, a Tellerite that had been surgically altered. (I hate that, it itches so bad growing back.) > … > \*\* OK, you made me look it up. The Tellerite ambassador was murdered by the fake Andoiran, who turned out to be an Orion, who had stored his transmitter in the fake antenna. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/131 "2003-02-17T20:00:33Z")
Thank you, gentlemen. I stand corrected. But about this eating their mate thing… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/132 "2003-02-17T20:23:20Z")
Only on special occasions. Or after they’ve had a few drinks. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/133 "2003-02-17T20:40:30Z")
“I’m so sorry, Mabel, but I’d had a few, and afterwards I bit Fred’s head right off…” ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/134 "2003-02-17T20:52:50Z")
Maybe they do it during sex, like some species of Praying Mantis. Ah, star trek porn… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/135 "2003-02-17T21:10:40Z")
I _knew_ we could count on you, Tars. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/136 "2003-02-17T21:31:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Maybe they do it during sex, like some species of Praying Mantis. Ah, star trek porn… \*\* Coming soon to a website near you… Star Trek insect snuff slash fanfic. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/137 "2003-02-17T21:32:36Z")
BTW, I didn’t look to see if there was already some written, because I was afraid that I would find it. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/138 "2003-02-18T01:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*BTW, I didn’t look to see if there was already some written, because I was afraid that I would find it. \*\* * * * Without the word “snuff,” Google yields 81 results. With the word “Snuff,” it yields 11, but it appears to be all porn. The Internet is a scary place. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/139 "2003-02-18T03:04:44Z")
Wearia, oh fellow viewer of Canadian TV who sees the show before the rest: Do you want to start the thread on Crash Landing tomorrow? Aliens, the paper says, will try and capture the vessel! ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/140 "2003-02-18T04:23:04Z")
A thousand (metric) greetings from the north! Hmm, I guess it is my turn isn’t it. Fine, I got this weeks. But please forgive me if I’m a little late. You know, we have to walk 10km in 3 feet of snow just to watch Enterprise up here. Its a risky endevour. Many have died. Some said we should get some cables and bring the TV inside. Those ones are always the first one to get eaten by the caribou… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480.md?page=8)