# Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480 "2003-02-12T00:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/161 "2003-02-19T13:30:08Z")
I was refering to the advice Tars gave you to drain gasoline from your automobile and set fire to the snow. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/162 "2003-02-19T14:04:40Z")
Yeah. It didn’t work. Snow doesn’t burn so good. Don’t need to shovel out the car, any more, though. I’ll be walking everywhere from now on… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/163 "2003-02-19T14:13:13Z")
(ahem) I think they’re all over at Wearia’s _Furture Tense_ thread… ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/164 "2003-02-24T06:46:29Z")
So I finally get to watch the ep earlier tonight… not bad. I was interested in seeing Tholian ships, although sad that I didn’t get to see any actual Tholians (although I missed the first 20 minutes or so). Heh, was it just me or did T’Pol have a “look” on her face when it was revealed the pilot had both Vulcan and Human DNA, among others? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/165 "2003-02-24T07:11:30Z")
Psst, the episode you watched was “Future Tense” not “Cease Fire” But who says we can’t bump this thread? I say Why wasn’t the pilot part Andorian, also? Racism is the future, i say. Once you go Blue, you will always be true… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/166 "2003-02-24T07:12:46Z")
Psst, the episode you watched was “Future Tense” not “Cease Fire” But who says we can’t bump this thread? I say Why wasn’t the pilot part Andorian, also? Racism i **n** the future, i say. Once you go Blue, you will always be true… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/167 "2003-02-24T13:13:07Z")
Once you post twice, you’ll never watch mice. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/168 "2003-02-25T05:40:55Z")
If you don’t wear a red shirt, You’ll never get hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/169 "2003-02-25T06:21:45Z")
Once you go Tholian, you’ll never go Bolian. Take that, ya rotten meat eating blue monkeys… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/170 "2003-02-25T06:29:44Z")
For symbiotic thrills, Seek out Trills. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/171 "2003-02-25T13:16:37Z")
Vulcans never lie, They just exaggerate. And their rhyme scheme sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/172 "2003-02-25T18:06:57Z")
Once you go Vulcan, your trailor won’t be rockin’ (except every seven years) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/173 "2003-02-25T18:34:20Z")
Pakled women will believe that 6" is a foot. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/174 "2003-02-25T19:11:34Z")
Once you go Ferengi, you–Wait! That Bitch sold all my stuff!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/175 "2003-02-25T19:18:21Z")
Memo to self: Wear safety glasses on dates with Andorian women. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/176 "2003-02-25T19:22:49Z")
Once you go Gorn, you gotta sheath your horn! also, Is Tellarite Poon-tang Kosher? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/177 "2003-02-25T19:29:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Is Tellarite Poon-tang Kosher? \*\* The laws of Kasrut concern food, not personal relationships, so as long as you don’t ea… ahem. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/178 "2003-02-25T19:35:32Z")
Hortas do it in caves… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/179 "2003-02-26T03:14:24Z")
**Enterprise** -ing individuals do it in their EV suits… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cease-fire-spoilers/154480/180 "2003-02-26T04:26:46Z")
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