# Enterprise: Cogenitor (SPOILERS)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor-spoilers/172022>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor-spoilers/172022 "2003-04-29T22:41:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor-spoilers/172022/181 "2003-05-07T17:17:16Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \*  
> \*\*Insurance Authorization Representative: “What? You accidentally ingested Deadly Nightshade, resulting in tachcardia, halluciantions, seizure and confusion? You were transported by ambulance to the emergency room, where you were treated with activated charcoal, intravenous saline, oxygen, and benzodiazepine?”
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> **NCB** : Yup.
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> IAR: We’re denying your claim.
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> **NCB** : Why?!
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> IAR: We have determined this was an entirely cosmetic procedure, which is not covered under your insurance.
> 
> **NCB** [devouring insurance rep]: Munch, munch, munch. \*\*

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“Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live!”

“Just hang on, I’ll be with you in a minute.”

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And I’ll be back with y’all tonight. \<winks suggestively\>

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor-spoilers/172022/182 "2003-05-07T17:25:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*The hell is in caffeine-free diet soda? Food coloring?  
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i think it is just tap water without the whole “filtering out the brown junk” thing.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor-spoilers/172022/183 "2003-05-07T17:45:05Z")

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Ah.

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