# Enterprise-Cogenitor **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055 "2003-04-30T02:09:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/201 "2003-05-06T21:12:20Z")
_SIDE_arm? You really need to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/202 "2003-05-06T21:13:41Z")
Dammit, I keep thinking of _Broken Bow_ where archer says, “Ah, the new weapons.” I hate you all. Gonna go home and see if my Enterprise Canadian Time Travel Satellite thingie worked. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/203 "2003-05-06T22:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **Dammit, I keep thinking of _Broken Bow_ where archer says, "Ah, the new weapons."** If there’s any justice, when they’re deployed, the sound they make will be _SCHWING!_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/204 "2003-05-06T22:31:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Is that a Burroughs thingie? \*\*nope, 100% Tars, baby > [@](#): > > BTW, since all Martains are hatched from eggs, how did John Carter and Dejah Whosis…well, ducks lay eggs, but people…ahem. \*\* According to the book, she layed an egg that took 5 years to hatch. Hey, do those penis phasers have a PeeWee Herman setting that shoots people in the back of the head in theaters? (formerly known as the John Wilkes Booth setting) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/205 "2003-05-06T23:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Sometimes a penis is just a penis \*\* Right. And a Panda is just a big black and white thing that China gives our zoos. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/206 "2003-05-06T23:39:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tars Tarkas_ > > **that’s why us Martians wear tiny umbrellas on our heads!** > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by carniverousplant_ > **Is that a Burroughs thingie?** > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tars Tarkas_ > **nope, 100% Tars, baby** I don’t know about anyone else, but I really didn’t need to know that much about Martian anatomy and where they keep their “thingies”. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/207 "2003-05-06T23:59:29Z")
I call that bold talk from a pianist. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/208 "2003-08-14T22:45:12Z")
This is the first half of next week’s double-header. Sure wish there had been some follow-up episode, like a sequel, for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/209 "2003-08-14T23:22:03Z")
Cogenitor 2: The Wrath of Trip Cogenitor 2: Electric Boogaloo Cogenitor 2: The Legend Continues… Congenitor 2: Through the Portal of Time ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/210 "2003-08-14T23:49:56Z")
I wish they’d followed up on the relationship between Trip§ and Cap’n Leap after that episode. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/211 "2003-08-15T00:36:03Z")
[What the?](http://talk.trekweb.com/articles/2003/08/14/1060834886.html) that actually sounds interesting! Lots of Xindi species is cool. [sub]One of them should look like ALF![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/212 "2003-08-15T05:46:31Z")
**carni:** Yep, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. I read an excellent fan fic follow-up called “Redemption,” at least. In “Regeneration,” they seem a bit tense with each other (take a look at the beginning), but by the time they get to “Bounty” they’re off and bonding again on some planet. **Tars** : That scientist’s name is actually B’Rat, not Brat, but it’s still Bratty all the same. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/213 "2003-08-15T18:42:14Z")
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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/214 "2003-08-15T19:00:31Z")
**J** ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/215 "2003-08-15T22:01:04Z")
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/216 "2003-08-15T22:14:13Z")
Hey!!! Where did you get them little green thangs? Can I get one with Vulcan ears? Or Trip’s nose? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/217 "2003-08-15T22:23:49Z")
\*\ ***=** \*\* it’s all at your local font supplier. wingdings ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/218 "2003-08-15T22:45:01Z")
You can be arrested for that in parts of the Mid West. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/219 "2003-08-15T23:02:58Z")
…but not for marrying your sister. Zing! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/220 "2003-08-15T23:09:37Z")
I fail to understand why I should entice anyone to marry their sister. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055.md?page=12)